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01-17-2006, 08:04 AM
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| And now Missy's Mom, too! Donating Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: FL
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|  EATING! (a little joke for everyone) The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2. You walka pasta da candy store. 3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
__________________  Pat...Mom to Muffie & Missy!  Our Photos are HERE Missy on Dogster  Muffie on Dogster |
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01-17-2006, 08:08 AM
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| Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member  |  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT's a GREAT ONE !! Thanks for that ...I had to slow down my eyes to get it but it was funnnny ! |
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01-17-2006, 08:08 AM
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| BANNED FOR SCAMMING MEMBERS!  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas
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|  Thats no joke!!!!! |
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01-17-2006, 08:26 AM
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| Yorkies Rock My World!  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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|  Lolololol!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for NOT posting that last one in the YT Healthy Eating Club thread!!! LOLOLOL 
__________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies. |
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01-17-2006, 08:28 AM
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| Donating YT 3000 Club Member  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey
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| I love the second one!!!
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01-17-2006, 08:35 AM
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| And now Missy's Mom, too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: FL
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01-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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| Donating YT 10K Club Member  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| No speaka de englis Hey, I just lost 3 lbs. LOL Maybe we should all speak Romanian, I bet we could bet really skinny that way. |
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01-17-2006, 03:05 PM
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| Senior Yorkie Talker  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Maylene AL
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| Those are really funny - I especially love the Italian Pasta Diet! Gotta remember to pass it on!
__________________ There is nothing sweeter than yorkie kisses!  Lynn & Munchkin.....Pictures are Here |
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