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EATING! (a little joke for everyone) The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2. You walka pasta da candy store. 3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT's a GREAT ONE !! Thanks for that ...I had to slow down my eyes to get it but it was funnnny ! |
:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss Thats no joke!!!!! |
Lolololol!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for NOT posting that last one in the YT Healthy Eating Club thread!!! LOLOLOL :D |
I love the second one!!! :D :D |
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No speaka de englis Hey, I just lost 3 lbs. LOL Maybe we should all speak Romanian, I bet we could bet really skinny that way. :D |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Those are GOOOOOOOOD!!!! :D |
Those are really funny - I especially love the Italian Pasta Diet! Gotta remember to pass it on! |
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