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01-11-2006, 12:39 PM | #1 |
Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C.
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| Men vs. Women @ ATM Machine - FUNNY!!! A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ************************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
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01-11-2006, 12:45 PM | #3 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Aea, CA
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| That's so funny! |
01-11-2006, 12:45 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Thats very funny I will have to show that one to my hubby bc he always get irritated about how slow I am at the atm!!
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01-11-2006, 12:50 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA
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| Hahah! That's a good one
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01-11-2006, 12:58 PM | #6 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| Of course that is NOT me! ..but it is funny!
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01-11-2006, 01:49 PM | #7 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Good one |
01-11-2006, 01:51 PM | #8 | |
Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C.
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01-11-2006, 02:15 PM | #9 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Michigan
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| I was behind her today at the bank!
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01-11-2006, 04:29 PM | #10 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| HAHA that was too funny! I love it |
01-11-2006, 05:15 PM | #11 |
YT Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: manchester UK
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| OH MY GOD You have drive in cash machines...... WOW Americans are lazy I'm joking of course
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01-11-2006, 05:17 PM | #12 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
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| That is so cute!
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