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01-09-2006, 07:27 PM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Texas
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| Funny Things Dogs Do Hi my name is Elizabeth, and I have a Pug/Shih Tzu named Zoe. She does a lot of strange/funny things, and I thought I would share them with you all. 1. She watches Jerry Springer with Momma and I and barks at the cross-dressers. 2. She will do anything for a treat: one time I was holding up a Nawsome (her favorite) and she jumped all the way up to my elbow and got it out of my hand! 3. She refuses to clean her privates herself (like most dogs) and nuges the baby wipes with her nose until they brush up against my foot. 4. She licks up inside my Dad's nose, like it's her bottle. 5. She always carries her toys around in her mouth and sweaks them, like they're her babies. If Duchess (her mother) tries to play with one she starts to bark and growl like she's fusing at her. 6. When she doesn't like something she poops on it: one time I took her bed out of her room and forgot to put it back (all that was left was a baby blanket and a crate), and she pooped a tiny little terd on it. 7. She likes to sleep on the pillow by my head, and refuses to sleep by my feet like Duchess. 8. She is a DRAMA QUEEN when I cut her nails, she jerks, wiggles, pants, and barks when I clip them (and I know I'm not hurting her). 9. When she's in her room she cries, scatches, and eats the door. 10. Her favorite snack is wood. 11. She follows me everywere: one time I opened the door, and Zoe ran to the end of the porch, sniffed, and ran back inside to Mommie. How many dogs do that? 12. Everytime someone knocks at the door or rings the doorbell on t.v. she barks and runs to the door. 13. When she needs a bath she jumps in the bathtub and barks at me. 14. When she's mad she starts barking and digging her back legs in the floor like a bull about to charge. 15. She loves to get inside closets, behind doors, and in corners, and go to sleep. These are just some of the things she does...please feel free to tell me what your dog does, I think this will be a funny thread! |
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