Embarassing Stories
 

On xmas I was at a friend's house and I was putting on my coat to go outside to have a smoke. I was wearing a button down shirt (very cute) His entire family was there and I was talking to his uncle as I was putting it on and walking out. Five of my top buttons popped open and I totally flashed his uncle Ray my bra. Uncle is about 70 or so. So embarassing

and just now I was sitting down at my computer in my cubicle... there is a guy in town from our other office sitting in the cube w/ me for the day. My entire polo shirt came unbuttoned. Christ. He started laughing and kept staring! Even more embarassing because he's a hot lawyer about 30 or 35.

I swear I don't wear my shirts too tight. I think the buttons are defective!!!!

SHARE YOUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!

Yea right, you are just trying to impress the hot young lawyer...hopefully you have a lacy bra on :D

red satin. is that just as good? :p Let's ask him...

Oh yea, baby that will work during the Xmas Holiday... :p :p :p

:lol tears Three comments to StewiesMom: :lol tears

1. :lol tears At least you WERE wearing a bra :lol tears

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2. :teethysmi Is this a subconscious thing -- you know, are you really a closet "flasher" at heart? :teethysmi

3.:lol tears Stick with pullovers, you have had enough of twinkie moments. :lol tears

I would add a story but I can't even come close. Thank you for sharing your story, and putting yourself out there for us to have some fun with.

I know you must have been really really embarrassed.

Ok first of all,, I've been meaning to ask how the NO SMOKING thing has been going for ya.. well I guess you answered that question.. :rolleyes:

Yes that is a good story! And maybe a bit intentional with the lawyer guy! ha.. Hey whatever works.

Mine isn't as good. but I always say it's my embarrasing story:

In the 8th grade our class went to DC. One morning we are at this site,and we are sitting there,and this woman walks by and trips and falls flat on her face, ( well that has always been THEE funniest thing for me) So instead of her getting up she lays there with this strange ( not a hurt look) on her face and stares at all of us.. probably humilitation was the look. But I'm cracking up and can't quit cause as she lays there I keep seeing her go down over and over again. So, I of course, PEE my pants.. BIG time.. totally lost control! It's about 8am and we have a whole day of site seeing and NOONE would sit with me on the bus and everyone was saying " dont sit with Pissy pants" LOL
So by the end of the day it was quite uncomfortable, as you can imagine in 70-80 degree weather..YUCK!! Ok that's mine. :rolleyes:

OMG. I am cracking up so bad. Lawyer guy just asked me what was funny. LOLOL!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!

well, I have embarassed myself too many times to count or remember- and my most recent isn't half as funny as the other ones here... (which by the way, thanks for sharing those, I am still laughing)

The other day we had to stop and get a bday card on the way to the bday dinner we were going to (I am a procrastinator) anyways.. we stopped at this very upscale grocery store, where the isles are actually carpeted...and they have a huge meat and seafood section...

So we (me, hubby, 2 kids) are just looking at all the meat, (the section was huge) and all of a sudden the guy behind the counter (butcher?) asks me if he can help me... he is pretty young (in his 20's I would guess) and I say "oh no that's ok, I was just admiring your meat"... he didn't say a word, but turned red.

We walk away, me thinking nothing of it, and hubby goes "brenda I can't believe you said that"... I am like "said what?" then he told me to think about it... all of a sudden it hit me, I start laughing so hard... my 16yr old son is bright red, and my daughter is like "what is so funny about admiring his meat"... I couldn't stop laughing, we had to leave.... and we stopped somewhere else for a card.

OH, KRISTY! That's probably the most action that old man has seen in decades! LOLOLOLOL!

At a club one night, YEARS ago...looking pretty cute, too! Doing the electric slide (YES, I KNOW!) and when I went down, my pants ripped right up the back. I was wearing black pants...NEEDLESS to say, had to leave! They weren't too tight...I was a size 3 then...but BOY I knew something was wrong when I stood back up and felt a draft! :eek: :eek: :eek:

SO glad I could amuse you. It still makes me laugh to think about it.
ps~ Still LOVING my avatar!! :D Post more just to look at it... :rolleyes:

LOL!!! Stewie's Mom is a flasher!!! lol

Ok my most embarrassing, that i can think of, is a month ago at work i had to keep fixing our copier. Which meant a lot of bending over and my butt was facing so anyone passing by could see it...

Well that night when I went home, I sat down on the coach. Our house was cold so I took my hands and put them inbetween my thighs to kind of sit on them and then I feel... A HOLE!!!! :eek:

Not just any hole... we are talking about a rip from dang near the front almost all the way to the back... :eek:

I have NO IDEA when this rip happened... so all i could think about is how many times did i bend over infront of the copier and how many people passed by and saw the rip in the crotch area of my pants????? :eek:

I told my mom when she came home and showed her the rip and bent over infront of her so she could tell me how bad it was. ;) She said she could not see anything but it is kinda dark in my house at night... so who knows??? :rolleyes:

Thank goodness I had panties on, but they were stringy so, if they did see, they saw a lot of cheek!!! LOL!!! :p

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I'd turned red, too!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!

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Ya'll are KILLING me here! Thanks Kristy for starting this thread!!!

This reminded me of another story...at work, and we had a problem with a bottom drawer of a file cabinet. ANYWAY, I'm in the control room by myself and I'm tugging, jerking, cussing, a$$ swinging more ways than it should trying to get this freaking drawer open. Next thing I hear..."DA** KIM, SLOW DOWN!!!!" I immediately stood up to find to male coworkers there and they'd seen the whole booty dance....Red doesn't even describe the color!!!!!

LMAO!! Booty dance!!! :D You gave quite the show... between you and Kirsty, I am going to have to get singles for my hubby when he comes online here... lol ;)

Just kidding ladies... :)

Here's another, this one is funny more than embarrasing,.
My boss has this leather desk chair on wheels, actually it's a race car seat he had made into a desk chair.
One day I go back to sit at his desk, well I sit on the edge of the seat, and It flipped up in the air, I land on my ass, I'm on the floor and the chair is on my head and the floor and on the desk,, So I'm cracking up, and I say in the real pathetic voice " Help" I didn't want to move for fear the chair would move and hit me on the head more.
Or estimator comes back and is losing it, and he lifts the chair off of me. :D

:lol tears HAHAHA, HUmm maybe you will get a raise?? HUMM :) :lol tears

Ok, all of your stories are quite funny...



It was my senior prom, I had on a fifties style dress with Chiffon and taffetta(ms) Anywho, it sounded like walking crep paper...it was so hard to move, so as my date held the limo door open...I fell getting in...My dress ballooned upward as my behind was exposed to everyone outside!!!

You guys are cracking me up! I also can't help laughing when someone falls, I don't know why but it is so funny to me.
Here's one of my moments.
I was in charge of a large call center and I walk real fast and swing my arms. One day I was walking real fast through a file area a to the other side and just as I come out the other side one of my male employees is walking buy and with swinging my arms, I totally cupped this guys privates! We had just had our sexual harrassmemt seminars the week before and I'm thinking Oh great here's my first offense!

That's funny, I do the same thing. My BF always says " Careful with those swingin' arms" ( when we are walking beside each other) ha. He always says WHY do you that? And there are times I really concerntrate and try not too, and it's like I will loose my balance if I don't! LOL :rolleyes:

Oh man - I don't know what made me laugh more - Kristy flashing people or poor Rhonda peeing on herself ...and Kim - I wanna see the booty dance ! and Brenda - I just bet your WERE checkin out the meat uh huh ..... Mone't your dress and my shirt ....I just saw your post girl - I can SO see that happening.

These are too funny - I don't have anything nearly as good...well...maybe I do. Remember those HUGE Gauzy Pleated shirts that were sheer, long and loose fitting ? Well - I had one that was REALLY gauzy and it went down to about my knees. If I held the sides of the shirt out I could span about 4 feet.

One day I'm walking down a BUSY street to school... The winter days were just starting to warm up but the wind was terrible. A huge gust of wind picked up my whole shirt and it got all tangled around my head and face...I'm fighting my shirt trying to unwrap myself from it - can't SEE a thing - all the while feeling freezing cold air on my chest....

the worst thing was - it was back in the days of NO BRAS.

I didn't even own one....it was the also last time I wore that shirt....

These are all so funny, it is great that we can laugh at ourselves... I don't have any clothing stories that I can think of.. most of mine are saying the dumbest thing and not having a clue about what I just said... always an open mouth insert foot deal.

Keeps life interesting :)

This thread is great.

Oh Villette, Nice One! I'm sure all the guys were quite HAPPY.. :p
This is a funny thread,,but I KNOW THERE ARE MORE GOOD STORIES OUT THERE.... fess up... guys! Let's hear em.
I could tell a ton of pee stories,, when I really start laughing I loose all control,, but one of those is more than enough.

These are hysterical :D

One of my best stories is, during my first week of being on the job I had to travel with a co-worker to all of his car dealerships. Well we pull up front and typical car guys are all standing out front doing nothing but watching us pull in. Well, we were in a big K-Blazer and the only way I could get out because it was so high was to turn my body and then slide off the seat to the ground BUT in this case I slid and my straight skirt stayed caught on the seat belt. I didn't wear panties with my pantyhose...well needless to say the boys got a full frontal of my happy parts (hell in those days we didn't shave fancy designs) and to make it worse I had to try and turn around to unhook the shirt and then they got a fanny shot. As you can imagine, I got a standing ovation from 20 some men. Thank you very much....

Another NICE JOB!! :bravo: :thumbup:

LMAO livingdustmops!!!!!! You got a standing ovation from ME !!!

now..... what's this about "in THOSE days" you didn't have fancy designs...Is that different then from .....say....THESE days ? :D :D :D

Oh yea, I was listening to a radio talk show and the guy was talking about when woman were first liberated they didn't shave anything (legs, armpits) and how todays young woman are shaving fancy designs or removeing all of their happy parts covering. :eek:

Yup I was a happy child for awhile during the 60's and it was great never shaving..but I did move on ...

Fancy designs? I didn't get that memo either. Spending too much time with the doggies..hehe.

Here's mine: I was in the Farmer's Market one beautiful Saturday morning with my cutie-pie husband and Pippa riding along in the dog carrier. My husband had went ahead to check out another stand. I forgot that he left my side and grabbed what I thought was his hand and started walking....it was some other man's hand. It took about 10 seconds for me to realize I had the wrong hand. The strange man and I looked at each other in surprise and I said, "Oh...I thought you were my husband!" He said, "I will be if you want me to". LOL My husband was standing 10 feet away laughing his head off. I was so embarrased!!