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I used to do that all the time when I was a little girl shopping with my mom. I would start screaming and crying when I realized the person I was following around wasn't my mom! |
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Thank god I did not back into him like I do to D... lol I like feeling my back on D's chest and then he wraps his arms around me.... mmmm comfy! |
This isn't something embarrassing that I did but it was very embarrassing for me. When the babysitter wasn't available I would watch my nephew and niece at their house. My sister had her carpets professionally cleaned about every four months by this father and son company. Well, the son was not the most hygienic person in the world and lucky me, he liked me. While I was always friendly I did my best to avoid him. One time he catches me in the kitchen with my nephew and niece. While we are talking my nephew - who is almost four at the time and the most introverted child I've ever met...he was as shy as they come, you couldn't pay him to talk in front of strangers - is pulling at my leg, saying, "Aunt Erin! Aunt Erin!" He keeps at it until we both stop talking and turn to him. I'm thinking it must be something really important for him to speak up. He opens his mouth and says, "That man is so ugly!" I could have died. It just hung in the air and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. When I tried to apologize he mumbled something and left. There's more... About a year goes by, I'm babysitting again. My sister wants the carpets cleaned for a party but has to work. I tell her there is no way in hell I'm going to be the one that lets them in but she talks me into it. Tells me he probably took it as kids say the darndest things. Yeah right. It wasn't going bad until my niece (she's 2 1/2) innocently asks why he is wearing a hat, he turns to me and says, "Maybe it's because I'm so ugly!" What do you say to something like that? lol I just ignored it and made sure I would never again be there when he was. |
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LOL kids don't lie! They tell us how it is.... |
Ok..here goes mine... When I gave birth to my second son, I packed on a lot of weight ( about 40 lbs) and it was a struggle to lose it but, finally, the pounds started coming off and I was beside myself I was so happy. I decided I was not going to buy new clothes until most of the weight was off. Well, finally.. when I was about 5 lbs from my goal weight I decided to start buying my new skinny wardrobe. My first purchase was a dress that I absolutely loved. It was form fitting at the top and flaired out at the waist to a long, wide skirt. I thought I looked too hot for words in that dress. Well, that Monday I wore my new dress to work and when I took off my coat my co-workers were commenting how skinny I looked in it. I was in heaven. I decided to go to the lady's room which was at the very end of the office. When I came out and proceeded to walk down the hall back to my office, I noticed (through the corner of my eyes) that people were staring at me as I walked by, including the President of the company. I absolutely knew it was because I looked so great in that dress.. well... when I get back to my office the girls started laughing. The reason everyone was looking at me was because when I pulled up my pany hose I caught the back of my dress in them and my entire butt was sticking out. Because the skirt was long and wide, I didn't realize it. I didn't leave my office for the rest of the day and I never wore that dress again. To this day, I get the shivers when I remember that. |
Okay I think I've got one for a good laugh!!I went into Walmart(love that place)and had to use the b-room!!Well I cant stand to pee always pee on myself so I use toilet paper on the toilet seat well I was in a hurry used the pot,wiped got up washed my hands and left a few minutes later I noticed a lady looking at me then she said "Mam you have toilet paper hanging out of you pants!!!!"OH MY I looked it was about a foot hanging out of my jeans at the waist!!!LOL and yes I always check before leaving b-rooms now!! |
omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one. I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys." I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?" His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' " I'm still red. |
I am dying laughing at this one Eddie's Father and I think you take the blue ribbon home on this one. :good job: :congrats: :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p |
You guys have cracked me up with these stories. Eddie's dad, you get the prize for most embarrassing! Here's my story. A couple years ago, my daughter and her new boyfriend were here hanging out. They went down to the basement to watch a movie (and probably catch a good make-out op, which I-by the way-tried to disrupt at every opportunity, lol!) They finally came up for air and I was in the kitchen. My daughter came around the corner and asked if they could have a snack. I said "Sure, by the way, I hope the basement is cleaned up and there's not any dirty underwear laying around down there!" My daughter's eyes got as big as saucers and she stepped aside to reveal the boyfriend who was right behind her!! I started cracking up and said "Our laundry room is down there!" My daughter was laughing and the boyfriend mumbled something like "Oh, I wondered what you thought I was doing to your daughter..." and never cracked a smile! I'm still working on getting rid of him, lol! Never have liked the kid. |
LOL AY, don't they have rest stops in Alaska for that sorta stuff?!!! :D Another 'back in the day' story... When I was in school and lived in SC, I had classes in the day and would waitress at night. One night after work I was going to meet some friends at a club, so I was putting on make up and freshening up as I drove (too fast!) to meet them on time. Next thing I know, a cop is behind me with his lights on to pull me over. At the time my uncle was the sheriff of the city I lived in, so of course as the cop is looking at my paperwork I throw that out hoping he'd go easy on me. He gave me warning, and as he was walking away he said "You might want to put those away before they get cold." I looked down, and the whole front of my shirt was wide open down to my navel!!! :eek: To make matters worse, he told my uncle!!!! At the next family gathering, he pulled me aside and told me I didn't have to flash cops to get out of a ticket, to just have them call him!!! I almost DIED!!! I don't know which was more embarassing!! |
Okay, I posted my story, so I'm going to bump this so I can read more of yours!! These were too funny! |
OMG Sherry Lynn. I some how missed your flashing story. LOL!!!!! I love it. I can proudly state that I have been pulled over numerous times and have never gotten a ticket ;) I have never flashed, but will keep that in the back of my mind if I'm ever in a bind!!! |
LOL I don't know if I'd recommend it. I'll never know if it was the bongos or my uncle that got me out of the ticket.... :p |
ok here is one, cant believe im saying this one. years ago, in my early thirtys i was with a boyfriend of mine hanging out ( you know) and i had no clothes on, well, the shy person that i am, had to go to the bathroom, so i got up and ran so fast cause i didnt want him to see my but and ran into the bathroom like lighting and headed straight for the bathtub. in the tub i was head first. now he really had to see me naked to get me out.. i was all black and blue the next day... |
OUCH, Gina!! I can only hope alcohol was involved! Medicinal purposes of course! :p |
yes alcohol, not medicinial. afew screw drivers |
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Screw drivers.... hmmmm what you were drinking or doing!!! :D :D |
ok thats enough, now your embarassing me toooo... what ever you think,its true. |
Ok here goes, I still get embarrassed by this one. We have a picinic at our church on 4th of July to see the fire works. They supply the beer, wine and soda, you bring the food and share. The Monsignor of the church is my age. (40ish) and not bad looking at all. Well here goes. We brought crabs as one of our dishes. Father Jim comes over to see what we have and I blurt out. I have crabs want some. His reply, I am sorry to hear that, No thanks and I would keep that one to myself. Then bursts out laughing. I finally realized what I said when my husband informs me he can't believe I said that. To this day I want to die when I see him.. I still can't believe I said that to a priest. |
good one |
Here's a couple of mine. One incident I shared on the weird crush thread, but it was my "crowning" moment. I had a big time super crush on my h.s. goverment teacher. Our class was held in a portable trailer unit with a tiny porch on it. So one day we are walking out of class and Mr. Wonderful is actually talking to me....in my school girl daze I walked right off the side of the porch....in my pale pink pants into a mud puddle caused by the rain. Some other kid stopped and asked if I were ok....think I mumbled...yes, just let the earth open up and swallow me whole. Another time...took my 3 yr old niece into the grocery store. She's in a cart and another lady has a baby in a cart. Now my niece looks at the baby, looks at the lady, looks back at the baby and says...."that's one uuuuggggly baby. I was mortified :eek: Rushed both us out the end of the aisle. And last but not least. Got dressed in a mostly dark room last week, pulled on a long sleeve t shirt.....get to the grocery store and at the check out....the clerk asks....."oh, is your shirt designed to look "inside out"....hmmmm, ahhhh, NO. Felt like an idiot...... Btw, when we were kids, my little brother came to the dinner table with his shirt on inside out....that's how my mother knew he'd been playin' doctor with the little girl next door ;) |
That's so hilarious!! You guys are too funny :) Love your stories. LOL |
Oh you guys are killing me. I'm about to have one of those pee your pants stories. I have so many it's hard to pick which one to tell you. Ok, here's 2. Once when I was 16 I was working the deli at the Bingo Hall. Cute guy comes up to order. Instead of asking "Can I help you?" I said, "Can I have you?" At 16 I was horrified. Second one is Thanksgiving 2004. I go to Oregon with my boyfriend, (sshh don't tell him I called him that- he's not ready for that yet) hee hee Anyway, he takes me to Oregon to his uncles house. I go to use the main shower... I'm totally naked and in walks his uncle. Remember, I just met this man for the first time. Yikes!! Luckily I was bent down getting my razor out of my bag. I was horrified. When I came out he said "I didn't see anything." I just played it off and said hey no big deal, that's the most action I've seen in a long time. I discovered a shower in the bathroom by my room which I used from then out. (my b/f said there wasn't one in there it was just a tub. I had to show him). |
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A couple of my girlfriends and I were at her grandparents house for the weekend just having a girl's weekend. We were hanging out on a bed braiding eachothers hair, watchin t.v. etc. and one of my friends was wearing shorts and had a string hanging out. My other friend thought it was a string on her shorts and started to yank on it, but it was really her tampon! HAHA My other friend Yelped and said "what are you doing? " then my friend realized she was pulling on her tampon string. It was the funniest thing ever. It's not my embarassing story but it sure is funny. :D |
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GREAT post! There have been so many embarassing moments in my life I don't know if I could pick just one! Ok, here goes. The company I work for now, I left it 4 years ago to work somewhere else, and I hated the job. Then 2 years ago I had a chance to come back here. I was here for the interview and I had my dress on a hanger (it was Friday and I was in jeans at my other job). I ran into the President of the company in the hallway as I was going into the ladies room to change. We chatted for a moment and I got so flustered that after he left I turned around and walked into the mens room. And I am such an idiot...there was a guy standing at the urinal and he turned around when I walked in and I went right past him. Then all of a sudden I realized I was in the mens room and I ran out! I still want to die when I think about it. Luckily the guy doesn't work here any more, but he never said a word! |
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