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12-28-2005, 04:47 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 14K Club Member | How to bathe a cat... How to bathe a cat: 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat can't escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. ( Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this. ) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog
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12-28-2005, 05:19 PM | #3 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sapulpa, Oklahoma
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| I am cracking up reading that. Once.........and I mean once, and only once.........I decided to give the cat a bath. Crazy, stupid, airhead me got in the shower with this deranged cat and started the "bath time". OMG.......does that darn cat have some sharp claws. I will never do that one again. I will for sure try this method. Thanks for the suggestion!
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12-28-2005, 05:31 PM | #4 | |
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Yeah, that's hilarious; but at the same time I hope no one would really listen to it. I'm a total cat person, but Tigger is converting me. He He He | |
12-28-2005, 06:01 PM | #5 |
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12-28-2005, 06:05 PM | #6 |
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| HA. I once had to TRY to give my cat a tomato juice bath after she got sprayed by a skunk! She stunk so bad, and was so pissed to begin with, it was not a pretty site, she had her claws and OH did she use them... On me! Needless to say, WE smelled like skunk for days! I will never forget that day, my house reeked for weeks.
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12-28-2005, 06:08 PM | #7 |
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| haha, Oh my gosh that is soo funny, I have a cat ( he is living with my parents now) when he was little I would bath him once a week haha, now he sits in the sink and just waits even though he hasnt had a bath in years haha. I can just picture him sitting in the toilet waiting for his bath. Too funny! |
12-29-2005, 06:11 AM | #9 |
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| Ha ha ha...maybe I should try that with some of the cats that won't stay off my porch/car and out of my living room! Grrr...I swear...if ONE more hisses and swats at me, Trixie or my child..... |
12-29-2005, 08:30 AM | #10 |
Delilah's Momma Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| One of our cats was aloud to go outside because she was a stray before she lived with us, and we couldn't keep her from going out there! She was ALWAYS getting into something (I swear she must have been playing in motor oil) and my dad had to bathe her almost once a week! What a brave guy...
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12-29-2005, 08:41 AM | #11 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | I remember once when I was little I tried to give my cat a bath......it wasn't pretty. Who knew my cute little kitty could have such... sharp claws.... haha, this was really funny!
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