What's the best/worst gift you've gotten?

[Ponyup]

Originally Posted by red98vett

Rhonda - I laughed all night the night Kristy posted about her nose hair trimmers -

So....Kristy - have you even TRIED them ? My husband said if you really don't want them.... he would have LOVED nose hair trimmers for a gift See what happens when you only get Toffee for a Christmas Present

hahaha - he said you can always use them on Stewie

Please send the nose hair trimmers to my brother. Trust me he is the most needy person for this present in the world. He has a goatee so I don't know if he thinks the nose hair helps fill out his mustache or what, but I think it's totally gross. His wife waxes his back, but she's dropping the ball on the nose hair and the unabrow.

[rrosenberry]

I actually bought my boyfriend one of those Micro-trimmer things,last year, he wanted one,,, They are kinda handy, I bought one later,, to do Bailey's BUTT HAIR!! They work good.. so I can't say too much I guess I kinda bought someone a nose hair clipper too! ( cause they work for that too) BUT HE WANTED ONE!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by Ponyup

Please send the nose hair trimmers to my brother. Trust me he is the most needy person for this present in the world. He has a goatee so I don't know if he thinks the nose hair helps fill out his mustache or what, but I think it's totally gross. His wife waxes his back, but she's dropping the ball on the nose hair and the unabrow.

OH MY! This thread just gets better and better.. I know a guy JUST like that,, I often wonder,, DON'T you see that in the mirror?!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Ponyup

Please send the nose hair trimmers to my brother. Trust me he is the most needy person for this present in the world. He has a goatee so I don't know if he thinks the nose hair helps fill out his mustache or what, but I think it's totally gross. His wife waxes his back, but she's dropping the ball on the nose hair and the unabrow.

EWWWWW My BIL is so hairy, he looks like a monkey. They came over to swim in the pool and before he took his shirt off....he asked me if I'd put sunscreen on his back....yeah, I did, but never again.

[NewYorkieMa&Pa]

This is a HILLARIOUS post... even though I am sure at the moment people received the worst gifts it was not very funny! lol

Ok my worst gift:
A bible from my grandmother. First of all I am not a religous person but a spiritual person and she knows this. So in a way I was offended because she always trying to find a way to convert me into her faith. I respect her faith but from a far, far distance.
But the REAL killer...It was for my 21st BIRTHDAY! Ugh... Who gets a 21 year old a bible when we all know sinning and dobochary (sp?) is going to happen???? LMAO!

My fav gift:
A tie from my hubby...between my Yorkies (I broke him down to get 2 ) or during our first 6 months together he took me to Puerto Plata for my birthday all expense paid!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

EWWWWW My BIL is so hairy, he looks like a monkey. They came over to swim in the pool and before he took his shirt off....he asked me if I'd put sunscreen on his back....yeah, I did, but never again.

Ok,, I too have a HAIRY back story too.
One night My girlfriend drags this guy home from the bar, and they are sitting on the couch and she's rubbing his back, ( he had some kind of silky shirt on) and she says " do you have a shirt on under this?" He said " NO" But he had a HAIRY SHIRT on under it,, She was totally embarrsed and totally grossed out at the same time.. needless to say he didn't get to spend the night! LOL

[chachi]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

EWWWWW My BIL is so hairy, he looks like a monkey. They came over to swim in the pool and before he took his shirt off....he asked me if I'd put sunscreen on his back....yeah, I did, but never again.

Ha ha I always feel bad for people that are that hairy. My father in law had the hair on the back.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by NewYorkieMa&Pa

This is a HILLARIOUS post... even though I am sure at the moment people received the worst gifts it was not very funny! lol

Ok my worst gift:
A bible from my grandmother. First of all I am not a religous person but a spiritual person and she knows this. So in a way I was offended because she always trying to find a way to convert me into her faith. I respect her faith but from a far, far distance.
But the REAL killer... [COLOR=Red]It was for my 21st BIRTHDAY[/COLOR]! Ugh... Who gets a 21 year old a bible when we all know sinning and dobochary (sp?) is going to happen???? LMAO!

My fav gift:
A tie from my hubby...between my Yorkies (I broke him down to get 2 ) or during our first 6 months together he took me to Puerto Plata for my birthday all expense paid!

Just want you to know that by listing the bible as a worst gift....you just got a big, ol' black mark by your name in that big book in heaven, that you'll have to explain I'm kidding. Maybe grandma was just trying to save ya from your sinnin' ways. Btw, bibles were one of the few gifts that came from my grandma (the junk collector) that didn't come from a trash pile. And she considered bibles the appropriate gift for every occassion....I own six....all from grandma

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by chachi

Ha ha I always feel bad for people that are that hairy. My father in law had the hair on the back.

I've always told my hubby, if the hairy gene fairy decides to make it's presence known on HIS body....be prepared for....his choice....tweasing, waxing, or electrolocis (sp?). Or a combination of the three, should he start looking like his monkey sibling.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Ok,, I too have a HAIRY back story too.
One night My girlfriend drags this guy home from the bar, and they are sitting on the couch and she's rubbing his back, ( he had some kind of silky shirt on) and she says " do you have a shirt on under this?" He said " NO" But he had a HAIRY SHIRT on under it,, She was totally embarrsed and totally grossed out at the same time.. needless to say he didn't get to spend the night! LOL

HEY!!!! My girlfriend dated that guy TOO....exactly once....she got a load (no pun intended)of that back and that was the end of the relationship.

[Ponyup]

My hubby hardly has any body hair and I like that way. He can barely grown any facial hair. He hates it because he would love to have sideburns I on the other hand love his baby face and wouldn't want it any other way. Hairy guys give me the heeby geebies.

[NewYorkieMa&Pa]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Just want you to know that by listing the bible as a worst gift....you just got a big, ol' black mark by your name in that big book in heaven, that you'll have to explain I'm kidding. Maybe grandma was just trying to save ya from your sinnin' ways.

BTW... If I offended anyone by naming a bible as a worst gift that was not my intention... It was soley to show that for a 21st birthday something more festive could have been picked... lol

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by NewYorkieMa&Pa

BTW... If I offended anyone by naming a bible as a worst gift that was not my intention... It was soley to show that for a 21st birthday something more festive could have been picked... lol

As someone who received one on my 13th b-day, 16th b-day, 18th b-day, high school graduation, a wedding gift and one anniversary, I can relate

[Ponyup]

Originally Posted by NewYorkieMa&Pa

BTW... If I offended anyone by naming a bible as a worst gift that was not my intention... It was soley to show that for a 21st birthday something more festive could have been picked... lol

I got iron skillets from my grandma for my 21st birthday, but that's what I wanted.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Ponyup

My hubby hardly has any body hair and I like that way. He can barely grown any facial hair. He hates it because he would love to have sideburns I on the other hand love his baby face and wouldn't want it any other way. Hairy guys give me the heeby geebies.

Sounds like my hubby, I figure it's 'cause monkey-brother got ALL the hair genes. I do wish he had more facial hair, 'cause I love mustaches, beards, and goatees....makes me swoon Hubby is the only man I ever dated without one of the three...so want'd I do....MARRY him