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12-26-2005, 08:56 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 14K Club Member | Some Dog Humor! LOLOL! Four Men Bragging About How Smart Their Dogs Are. Four men were having a discussion to see which one had the smartest dog. To show off, the engineer called to his dog: "T-Square", do your stuff. T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. The Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said: "Slide Rule", do your stuff! Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. The Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said: "Measure", do your stuff. Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 oz. without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. The three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The Government worker called to his dog and said: "Coffee Break", do your stuff. Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the circle of paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workmen's compensation, and went home on sick leave.
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12-26-2005, 08:58 PM | #2 |
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12-27-2005, 12:27 PM | #7 |
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| you are bader than bad!!!! I better not let my husband see this, he already has workers like that and it wil just get him started on one of his lectures. |
12-27-2005, 02:17 PM | #8 |
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