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12-18-2005, 05:11 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 14K Club Member | HAHAHAHA! Need a laugh??? Look here! Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?" ############## A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!" ############## An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead." ############## A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup." ############## A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter." ############## A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." ############# At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." ########### Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.
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12-18-2005, 05:17 PM | #2 |
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| Very funny! Thanks for sharing! |
12-18-2005, 05:25 PM | #3 |
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| Those are goooodddd for a laugh...thanks for sharing....
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12-18-2005, 05:58 PM | #4 |
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| cute, thanks!
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12-18-2005, 06:11 PM | #5 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Those were GREAT ! really funny... I LOVED this one - A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup." |
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| I just loved all these! Oh, how life would be too short without laughter!! Thanks for the giggles today!
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| That was too funny. Thank you for the laugh. |
12-19-2005, 01:46 PM | #10 |
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| Those jokes are absolutely hilarious! I love the one about the boy whose side hurts and is "having a wife". Too cute
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