Husbands..Men..
 

Okay I needed to vent and I hope this is a good place... My DH is driving me crazy.. why is it so hard to understand that the way our hubbys, boyfriends, etc.... treat other "ladies" the way they use to treat us as ladies.. if they would not burp, spit, pass gas, lay on the couch with the remote, tune us out, etc..etc.. like they do with female co workers, neighbors, friends, etc. because they are still gentlemen to others... that maybe we would be more incline to sex..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..... just saying...

Well my DH is just wonderful- He spends every waking hour pampering me- He serves me on a golden platter my breakfast, lunch and dinner. He gives me daily massages, followed by manicures and pedicures. He also hands money to me for daily shopping trips. He will even give Peanut spending money! He lets me talk to him non stop, he will watch soap operas with me and even LIFETIME movies............................................ ........................

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Hey sweetie, your husband sounds just like mine!!!!! then one I was talking about was a movie that my daughter and I were watching last night =) .. we just wanted to see the replies.. hehehehehee....

:lol tearsWHERE DID YOU BUY HIM & WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THEM ? :lol tears

:D Well he was pretty spendy but he has won the Best in Show for the last 30 years, he has the best bloodline and is the top of the line pedigree :thumbup: If you are really interested I am sure we can clone him.

you know I was describing my hubby, after watching the movie, my daughter who is 32.. said most men will treat bodily functions and attitudes the same in front of their wifes too right mom???? Poor kid has no idea!!!!!
I need to know where to get one like yours too lol .....

Love It !!!!!!!!!

I feel your pain... every time he gains some brownie points, he does something else to ruin it.. lol

SO .. I am 3 weeks from marrying my soon-to-be-husband... and last night he told me to pull his finger!!!!!!! WHAT???? We are not even married yet! LOL Best part of that was he didn't wait for me to pull it! :lol tears:lol tears

Now that sounds like my Husband. Otherwise he is a very caring person but he is his own Man in all ways

Well men are from Mars, or aliens, or something. So on Wednesday I get a facial, today I get my hair cut; has he noticed anything? Nope, I thought he'd at least notice the haircut. But there is time yet. He might notice it sometime today.

I think he has decided that anything that goes wrong with the house, it's my responsibility to tell him, and if he doesn't do it, to follow up with him, and then to give up and call a handyman in, to do stuff.

somedays! urgha

LoL Well my real DH will purposely fart around Pnut bc Pnut will run for for hills when he hears DH fart!! hahaha :rolleyes:

Men..

LOL! I thought I was reading about my husband! Sounds so familiar! I think men have a switch in their brains that swaps over the minute we say 'yes, I'll marry you.' They know from then on they no longer have to try to be a gentleman I reckon'. I've been married for almost 10 years and am still pondering why my husband does the gross things he does! Men...only good for one thing...and it ain't sex! ROFL! ;)

I'm curious, what are they good for if not sex? ;)

3 weeks?? Honey thats plenty of time to run as fast and as far as you can, trust me on this, run very very far!!!:yelrotflm:yelrotflm:yelrotflm

Lightbulb changing!!

Lol... mine has learned that if you cant say nothing nice dont say anything. He will notice my hair changes and he and my daughter will just exchnge weird looks with oneanother. Until I tell them to shut the hell up!!

Mine is the perfect light bulb changer, doesn't even need a chair. He's 6'7.... but I useually end up dong it myself. Weeks later he goes to change the bulb and end up throwing away the one I put in because I got tired of sitting in the dark and waiting on him to do it. Oyh ..

That would be taking out the garbage! ROFL! I mean, don't get me wrong...Sex is great around here (:eek: sorry to be so frank...rofl:eek:), but I know my husband will joke around with me that sex is the only thing I'm good for. Well I in turn say 'well all you are good for is taking out the garbage and refilling the ice cube trays...2 jobs that I despise! LOL! Plus, he's just so sexy rolling out the trash can in the rain and snow...bahahahahaha!:rolleyes:

I also kid around with him and say all I want him for is his money! Ha! My husband works for the railroad, and although he makes decent money, it's no where near being rich! We get by, but I certainly ain't in it for his money! :D

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Don't feel bad. A few years back I got my hair chopped off, took off over 6 inches, BIG change. Two weeks later he still hadn't noticed. I honestly don't think he ever would have but I stopped at his work to say hi and one of the girls there said how much she liked the cut and he turned around and said "did you get your hair cut?":eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes:

Killing bugs

Or infecting us with them :rolleyes::cool::p

That is hilarious!!! Katie Scarlett just sits and stares at Brandon when he toots! She looks at him like...what on Earth was that?! Did you hear that Mommy?!! I will look at her and say 'yea, I heard it!' Now bark at him and tell him how rude he is being.;)

You know what else men (or my husband) does that DRIVES ME UP THE WALL....we will be sitting in the man cave (that's our den) enjoying his day off. Just watching a nice show and enjoying down time. Katie Scarlett will be laying next to me, I look up, and he's laying there scratching his YKW! What on Earth?! I ask him...what are you doing? He'll say..."I had an itch." And I'll say....'yea, you had an itch 5 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation.' It's so gross! IDK where he gets that from! He really can be a good ol' southern gentleman when he wants, but then other times he just grosses me out! I ask him why he doesn't have couth about him anymore when we are alone and he will say "what's the point of being married if I can't be myself around my own wife?" WTH?

Oh that and not shutting the bathroom door when he goes in there to tee tee. That drives me batty! I tell him, I don't want to hear you pee. Close the dang door! Some things should be kept private!

Y'all are going to think I'm nuts, but come on...someone out there has to be living with a man like my husband, right?! :rolleyes:

Just wait honey....that's not the only thing he's going to ask you to pull.:lol tears

I was also going to say changing lightbulbs...but I also do those things myself! LOL

*SIGH* My hubbys afraid of bugs...the kids run to me to kill them. I usually don't. I pick them up and let them go free outside. :rolleyes:

You girls are funny!!!

Mine is good for yardwork too when he gets around to it

:eyeballpc OMG! :sidesplt::bananna:. . . . and by that you mean lawn mower cord, Right?

*sigh* mine isn't even good for that... He's the most un-handiest man I've ever met.

He actually came home from work one day, and was complaining how they hadn't fixed his broken desk yet at work... and he was like... "If they don't fix it by monday I'm gonna.........get a screw driver and.............(thinking really hard).............. bring you in to fix it for me"

I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN HE SAID THAT!

:eyetearss:bananna: That totally did me in... lol ROFL

I must admit that as much as I do love my DH, It sometimes amazes me how very dim whited he is about fixing things around the house. Good grief... I had to show the man the right way to use a drill when we first got together. I love tools, I am the go to gal when ever anything that needs fixen. Give me a power tool and I am on it...! I jump right in and getter done. Although he has come a long way though these past 20 some years since becoming the department manager at a home improvement store. He's better know tools, thats his job!

BAHAHAHA!!! Aymee! My husband is not a southern gentleman.....just a redneck. LMAO!

He keeps his hands constantly in his pants! Now my 2 year old son is thinking that this is the "cool" thing to do!

As for doors being open while peeing.....constant with my hubby. Even with company.....he will not close the door. I mean yes when people are over it will be closed most of the way, but still open enough to hear EVERYTHING!!!! LOL

The most annoying thing my DH does is at bedtime. He is a bed hog.....and snores like a freight train! I tried getting the breathe right....heck those don't work....I am about to move to a cork! :p:D