Aren't you a man? Why don't you know how to do [fill in the blank].. a rant thread

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

My big one is: buy "time of the month" products. Nobody is going to think they are for you.

but just maybe they will think he is with a "woman" instead of a girl???

[jadabug]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

My big one is: buy "time of the month" products. Nobody is going to think they are for you.

OMG!! My DH worked in a grocery store when we first married...he wouldn't even bring home toilet paper I could never understand why...good lord he would have fainted if I asked him to bring home any "female" products.

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by jadabug

OMG!! My DH worked in a grocery store when we first married...he wouldn't even bring home toilet paper I could never understand why...good lord he would have fainted if I asked him to bring home any "female" products.

Did his friends all use bidets??

[jadabug]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Did his friends all use bidets??

You forget we are in the country...I believe they used corncobs

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by jadabug

You forget we are in the country...I believe they used corncobs

[miabellaamoure]

Originally Posted by Woogie Man

IMO, if a guy can't change a tire, he has no right asking where 'the guy' is.

That's a really nice looking bike you have!!. I like the gold anodizing...it really stands out against the black.

I'm out of the loop as to what's going on with bikes these days, so tell me....what is that wheel lacing style called? I can see that it's a 4 cross pattern, but never saw the twist on the spokes before. Is it supposed to give a less stiff ride?

You do have a small frame set. My ex had a PX 10 too and her's was the smallest made. Maybe you could find one. I've seen them before (not in that size, though) and they sell in about the $800 range.

Don't have a pic on my computer of my bike, but here's one like mine, except that mine's metallic royal blue w/ black lugs but everything else looks the same.

Please help make the image of Pee-wee Herman in my brain go away...and post a pic of the real Woogie Man on his bike!

[Woogie Man]

Originally Posted by miabellaamoure

Please help make the image of Pee-wee Herman in my brain go away...and post a pic of the real Woogie Man on his bike!

NO WAY!!! You're stuck with it....hahaha.

[miabellaamoure]

Originally Posted by Woogie Man

NO WAY!!! You're stuck with it....hahaha.

Hahaha...come on, you show me yours and I'll show you mine!

[miabellaamoure]

Ummm....I meant pictures!

[Woogie Man]

Originally Posted by miabellaamoure

Hahaha...come on, you show me yours and I'll show you mine!

Originally Posted by miabellaamoure

Ummm....I meant pictures!

Wow..you've really got Pee Wee on the brain....LOL. Hey, you did it to yourself .

I haven't pulled mine out from storage this year yet, but it's a beauty! (the bike, silly). When I do, I'll see if my wife will snap a pic for me.

I did find a pic of a bike exactly like mine on the web, though. Best I can do at the moment.

[capt_noonie]

Speaking of Pee Wee, I had a guy "pee wee" a whole row of bikes in my shop the other day. like this:

YouTube - ‪Pee Wee Herman -...

Starts at 1:25 LOL Actually I was NOT LOLing. He ended up scratching a bunch of the fenders and then didn't buy anything.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

My big one is: buy "time of the month" products. Nobody is going to think they are for you.

I think they don't like to do that bc it looks as if they're "whipped"

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Speaking of Pee Wee, I had a guy "pee wee" a whole row of bikes in my shop the other day. like this: YouTube - ‪Pee Wee Herman - Tequila‬‏ Starts at 1:25 LOL Actually I was NOT LOLing. He ended up scratching a bunch of the fenders and then didn't buy anything.

Haha they look like bar pirates. Is that the SCUMM bar?

[celstu1]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

My big one is: buy "time of the month" products. Nobody is going to think they are for you.

Oh my gosh... or even, god forbid, when you say you have it, and they are like "I didn't want to KNOW that!!" uummm... how old are you? EVERY woman has gone through this, idiot! LOL

My boyfriend is a man in most sense of the word, but I don't have the heart to tell the 'grill master' that he is the worst griller ever!!! LOL The man cannot cook a decent steak to save his life on the grill. Over cooks EVERYTHING. I like my steak med-rare. He just can't do it! I want to buy him a grilling book, but I'm really afraid to offend him! Poor guy!

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by celstu1

Oh my gosh... or even, god forbid, when you say you have it, and they are like "I didn't want to KNOW that!!" uummm... how old are you? EVERY woman has gone through this, idiot! LOL

My boyfriend is a man in most sense of the word, but I don't have the heart to tell the 'grill master' that he is the worst griller ever!!! LOL The man cannot cook a decent steak to save his life on the grill. Over cooks EVERYTHING. I like my steak med-rare. He just can't do it! I want to buy him a grilling book, but I'm really afraid to offend him! Poor guy!

It could very be that in his book, med-rare is not how a steak should be cooked. In my house, anything that is not well done is not worth eating. Any pink and it's not edible. However, even that can be overdone. My mom has a habit of making every piece of carne asada into jerky because it's so overcooked. I've asked her once why she overcooks the meat, and she was surprised. She said that's just how she likes it and was shocked to find out I didn't like it that way. I think you're boyfriend would be shocked to know you think he overcooks the steak as well. His version of med-rare is your version of way over cooked.