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|11-17-2005, 06:29 PM||#1|
YT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Coffin.......tell me how long it took you to get it ok?
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when he hears
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him ...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping ...
..........................on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is
coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
(hopefully you're ready for this!)
...............the coffin stops.