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02-15-2011, 03:04 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Delray Beach, FL
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| Dementia Quiz - (fun!) My father forwarded this to me. I just took this quiz, and let's just say that I didn't do very well! How about you? DEMENTIA QUIZ FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON, WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? > > > > > > > > > ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK? SECOND QUESTION: IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....? (SCROLL DOWN) > > > > > > > > > > > ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE..... WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON?? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU? THIRD QUESTION: VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE: THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. TRY IT. TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10.. WHAT IS THE TOTAL? SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER..... > > > > > > > DID YOU GET 5000? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR! TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE... FOURTH QUESTION: MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1.NANA, 2. NENE, 3.NINI, 4. NONO, AND ??? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? > > > > > > > DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T. HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN! > > > > > > > OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND, I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF: A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS? > > > > > > > > > > > > > IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE > HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT... > DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK?? > IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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02-15-2011, 03:17 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: hannacroix,ny
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| I love it. Now I know for sure I'm stupid! |
02-15-2011, 04:53 PM | #3 |
Thor's Human Donating Member | Ha ha! That was a good one. I usually breeze through those tests, but it tripped me up twice. I was totally stumped on the last one!
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02-15-2011, 05:36 PM | #4 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | Um, me too. And me too again.
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02-15-2011, 05:41 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New York
Posts: 3,896
| Let's just say that I didn't do very well! |
02-15-2011, 06:15 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Delray Beach, FL
Posts: 7,984
| After doing the mathematical equation in my head 3x and coming up with an answer of $5000 I had to get a calculator!
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02-16-2011, 10:39 AM | #7 | |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Mustang, Oklahoma
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Most of the other ones didn't give me too much trouble though.
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02-16-2011, 07:12 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 10,534
| Wow! I'm speechless!!! LOL I also only got 1 right, thats right... 1!!! LOL
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02-16-2011, 07:30 PM | #9 |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
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| The only one that got me was the math one... Very tricky!
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02-16-2011, 08:11 PM | #10 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland
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| Lol Par for the course, I kicked butt on the math problem, but the common sense ones flew by me. |
02-17-2011, 01:26 PM | #11 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO
Posts: 5,748
| i screwed up royally on ALL questions. and the math one rly threw me until i broke it down very slowly on a calculator yikes |
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