I am going to start selling Teacups

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

I think we embarrassed Steve...he has disappeared. Either that or we scared him. hehe

Not at all. Had to take Marge out to dinner with some family. Well, I did not have to, but I did, and somehow got stuck with the bill.

I have heard it all....and would take a lot more than this to scare me off. A lot more!

[shodanusmc]

Well not some family, they belong to me I guess, but there is one kid that I am still not sure is mine.

[Rhetts_mama]

Originally Posted by nana911

On the other end of the spectrum. My first husband, (who felt he needed to justify his shortcomings...and he did), used to say:

It's not how long the rope or how deep the well, it's how you wiggle the bucket.

My response was always:

If the rope isn't long enough to get the bucket into the well, it doesn't matter how much you wiggle the bucket.

Reminds me of the Jeff Foxworthy line: Some people say that it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. All I know is it takes a lot longer to get to England in a row boat than it does in an ocean liner.