I am done being a nice guy!

[DvlshAngel985]

You mean the ones that say "It's a joy to take the time at the holiday to remember those who make doing business a pleasure all year."

I guess I didn't really read it either. I stopped at the pictures.

[Yorkieville200]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Since Marge works, I decided to be a nnice guy and take it upon mtself to send out all the Christmas Cards to Family, Friends, etc while she was out of town. Today she asks me what box did I use. I said I have no idea, I found 3 boxes in the basement and used those. Well, turns out one of the boxes were business cards, thanking them for their business. Over 1/2 of the busines cards were used....so, some folks will be getting "Thanks for the Business" this Christmas, and I have no idea who will be getting them. She then asked if I even bothered to read the cards. Well, for the first time in my life I was speechless. She is in her office, and I have gone into hiding. Last time I send out the cards. See, try to do a nice deed!

Please come out of hiding. It was an honest mistake. At least, you made an effort. Look at it this way, the cards will probably make a lot of people laugh.

And you & your wife, will laugh about this one day. (I hope before Christmas, so she doesn't put coal in your stocking.)

Sheila

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

You mean the ones that say "It's a joy to take the time at the holiday to remember those who make doing business a pleasure all year."

I guess I didn't really read it either. I stopped at the pictures.

Yeah, that! Ar least I only sent out 1/2 of them, so that would be around 20 lucky people! She is already calling me by my birth name, so things are starting to look up. Next year, she can make sure I have the right boxes, that is, if I ever pick-up a pen again.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by Yorkieville200

Please come out of hiding. It was an honest mistake. At least, you made an effort. Look at it this way, the cards will probably make a lot of people laugh.

And you & your wife, will laugh about this one day. (I hope before Christmas, so she doesn't put coal in your stocking.)

Sheila

I would settle for coal. I could use it to heat the garage when I will be living.

[Rhetts_mama]

I'd still give you an 'A' for effort.

[yorkieusa]

Thank you for the laugh! This one made me howl with laughter.

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Yeah, that! Ar least I only sent out 1/2 of them, so that would be around 20 lucky people! She is already calling me by my birth name, so things are starting to look up. Next year, she can make sure I have the right boxes, that is, if I ever pick-up a pen again.

I thought it was a beautiful card. It was nice and festive, and the pics of your furbutts inside made it nice. I liked it regardless of what it said.

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

I would settle for coal. I could use it to heat the garage when I will be living.

OMG...this thread had me chuckling until I got to this post ... I am sitting here laughing out loud. Steve, you are a hoot!

[shodanusmc]

Well, she has calmed down, so almost back to normal. At least I leave soon to ride the truck for Toys for Tots today, so that will give it more time for the latest Steve mess up to blow over. Hey, at least they did not ban me for it! Have a great day.

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Well, she has calmed down, so almost back to normal. At least I leave soon to ride the truck for Toys for Tots today, so that will give it more time for the latest Steve mess up to blow over. Hey, at least they did not ban me for it! Have a great day.

What a nice thing to do, Steve!! Have a wonderful day!

[yorkieusa]

I don't know how she could have been mad! I'm still laughing and I can't seem to stop. Just look how much joy you have brought to this world!

[ladyjane]

I know you said your family should buy your Christmas gifts on Amazon; but you better be careful that Marge does not see this:


Amazon.com: Merry Pet The Mansion Wood Pet House,...

[Yorkieville200]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

I would settle for coal. I could use it to heat the garage when I will be living.

No, I don't think your wife would really give you coal, or make you live in the garage. When the lucky people that receive the card, laugh about it, she will see the humor in it, too, and remember she is married to a good guy who tried to help her.

Don't sweat the small stuff, and remember, it's ALL small stuff.

Sheila

[FlDebra]

Originally Posted by Yorkieville200

No, I don't think your wife would really give you coal, or make you live in the garage. When the lucky people that receive the card, laugh about it, she will see the humor in it, too, and remember she is married to a good guy who tried to help her.

Don't sweat the small stuff, and remember, it's ALL small stuff.
Sheila

Ditto! Thanks for sharing and giving us a laugh!

[hartygirl]

I wold LOVE to get a crazy card like that.
No good deed goes un-punished!