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11-04-2005, 09:17 PM | #1 |
Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota
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| I tested positive for Dementia! Test for Dementia Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ....Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.! Nono. W hat is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE |
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11-04-2005, 11:34 PM | #2 |
BANNED! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA
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| LOL Thanks for sharing. I did get a couple right. lol |
11-05-2005, 12:06 AM | #3 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| I answered a couple correctly, yay for me. |
11-05-2005, 03:41 AM | #4 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Connie. You scared me with the Subject title. Do I REALLY want to take this test ? |
11-05-2005, 06:53 AM | #5 |
~GirlieGirls~ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Hehe, I got them all right, but my husband who is an electrical engineer missed a couple. LOL PS He told me not to post that
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11-05-2005, 07:10 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| I missed Mary's father so that's not too bad.
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11-05-2005, 08:40 AM | #8 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| I still can't get 4100. That's the only one I got wrong :/
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11-05-2005, 11:08 AM | #9 | |
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11-05-2005, 01:37 PM | #10 |
Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota
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| I am so ashamed to say I got them all wrong! Does this mean I'm demented? hahahaha |
11-05-2005, 01:41 PM | #11 |
I Love Thor Donating Member | I feel so stupid. I got them all wronge too! That math one really tripped me up tho. I got 5000 in my head but when I did it on paper it came out to 4100. It doesn't make any sense!! ERRRR- HAnnah |
11-05-2005, 07:33 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte
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| Well I did the math question two times in my head and still came up with 5000!! I'm too lazy to pull out the calculator I got the rest of them wrong too, and the math question wrong twice....guess that means I'm really bad off
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11-07-2005, 09:55 AM | #13 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central NY state
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| I somehow kept getting 5100 on the math one! I sent that to a couple of people- I love stuff like that! |
11-08-2005, 01:26 PM | #14 | |
Mommy's Little Angel Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey
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11-08-2005, 01:47 PM | #15 |
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| I got 3 right... |
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