Real Housewives of New Jersey

[mattymac]

I'm such a sucker for that show too...love those real housewives! I have also heard that Danielle will definitely not be returning for next season.

[Ringo1]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Taped it. Watched it. LOVED it. Had to rewind and watch Teresa lose her crap again over the "nephew" comment....bc it was so chock full of trashtastic awesomeness.

Who knew that saying "Have YOU met your nephew?!!?" was such an explosive question. That should be our new saying for when we feel a thread on YT is pre-ballistic. Example "whoa, this feels like it's going to be a HaveYouMetYourNephew thread" -or- just "nephew thread".

Danielle clearly had enough valium on board to down a horse...she was almost monosyllabic, poor dear. Jaqueline's high-pitched missives made my right eye twitch and gave me that feeling like after you accidentally ate a whole lemon. Caroline, that mobstress, almost rolled her eyes right out of their sockets. And Teresa...oh Teresa...she just rocks the block.

Riveting. Part Deux next week!

Trashtastic Awesomeness is my new favorite description of Houswives of NJ!

What was that nephew thing all about? Does Danielle think she's jealous cause Theresa didn't have a boy? I didn't get it.

Jacqueline got on my LAST nerve and I used to like her. But now she just acts like one of the "Mean Girls' in Tina Fey's movie.

Can't wait till next week when that two faced beaoytch "Kim D" is there. Can't stand her!!! Shouldn't a mature women with money have a little more class than to be screaming the "f" word in restaurants??? AWESOME.

Oh, feels so good to dish. No one around here watches it - not even my 15 year old son, can you imagine???

[Wylie's Mom]

Originally Posted by Nancy1999

Lol, I can't believe YOU watch such trash, I thought you would be watching PBS or something. I loved Teresa's "Prostitution Whore!" comment from last season, and Danielle was just waiting for something to get even, and I guess the nephew question was it. Yes, we do have many "Have YOU met your nephew?" threads around here don't we, but how many of us will understand the reference? I want to know how someone like Danielle, can have such lovely daughters?

I freakin' LOVE the HWives. There isn't a lot of TV I really dig, and I really don't get into reality stuff. But the Wives? ADDICTED. Love 'em. Could watch 'em every night and not be bored. Fascinates me on so many levels, lol!

Originally Posted by jencar98

ROTFL.....Ann...if I wasn't a big HW fan before, after reading your description how could one not be a fan! Gf....you should be an entertainment critic/writer.

I think Danielle was def on something but I also think she has had so much botox, her face can't move anymore....she's frozen!!!!

And, Teresa????? WOW.....she outdid table flipping....can't believe it, but she did!

I thought there was going to be blood. Lots of it. And so early into the Reunion! Seriously, Teresa's stack must've been about to blow even before she got there. Because when "nephew" makes a person BLOW...you had to brewin' beforehand. Just sayin. {I would so not want to be on her bad side }

[Wylie's Mom]

Originally Posted by Ringo1

Trashtastic Awesomeness is my new favorite description of Houswives of NJ!

What was that nephew thing all about? Does Danielle think she's jealous cause Theresa didn't have a boy? I didn't get it.

Jacqueline got on my LAST nerve and I used to like her. But now she just acts like one of the "Mean Girls' in Tina Fey's movie.

Can't wait till next week when that two faced beaoytch "Kim D" is there. Can't stand her!!! Shouldn't a mature women with money have a little more class than to be screaming the "f" word in restaurants??? AWESOME.

Oh, feels so good to dish. No one around here watches it - not even my 15 year old son, can you imagine???

I've heard 2 versions on the, wait for it....NEPHEW debacle:

Version de One: Joe is playing spanky with another woman, and "keeps" her set-up in an apartment somewhere. She had a baby by Joe, and they call this baby their "nephew".

Version de Two: One of Joe's/Teresa's nephews was born out of wedlock (and did I just catapult into the 9th century???) and is of a "mixed race" (NOT my words)...and Joe/Teresa did not acknowledge the nephew's birth.

So, there ya go. This is what I know. And it's juicy.

[IamMiasmom]

I confess I watch it every chance I can get! i wonder who are these people, you have a good life and you wish to mingle with all of these characters and make your family look less than decent? I know wife swap paid 20K to lord only knows do what to your family what does this pay per epidsode? But I do love to see what they are doing, the homes, places and try to believe this is real. Makes my family look GREAT! Even at their worst.

[Wylie's Mom]

I heard (omg, could I be ANY more gossip-filled tonight? So embarrassing!) they make 4k per episode...so, 36k for the season. To me, that is sooooo not worth it. Of course, I'm forever grateful that *they* think it's worth it .

[jencar98]

Okay...I'm feeling a little Kathy Griffin-ish here....but did you all hear that ring Theresa got on their anniversary was a yellow sapphire...and, I thought it was a yellow diamond, the way it appeared during the episode.

Here, financially they are going down the tubes and spending money like it was growing on their trees and on the most frivolous things. Were those Louis Vuitton or Gucci baby shoes...baby shoes...how long does any baby wear a pair of shoes...two months, tops! I would love to go to her garage sale!

Ann, I would hope they would be getting more the 4k a show....that wouldn't even pay for the baby's shoes for the year!!! lol

[Ringo1]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

I've heard 2 versions on the, wait for it....NEPHEW debacle:

Version de One: Joe is playing spanky with another woman, and "keeps" her set-up in an apartment somewhere. She had a baby by Joe, and they call this baby their "nephew".

Version de Two: One of Joe's/Teresa's nephews was born out of wedlock (and did I just catapult into the 9th century???) and is of a "mixed race" (NOT my words)...and Joe/Teresa did not acknowledge the nephew's birth.

So, there ya go. This is what I know. And it's juicy.

Awesome scoop!

[Ringo1]

Originally Posted by jencar98

Okay...I'm feeling a little Kathy Griffin-ish here....but did you all hear that ring Theresa got on their anniversary was a yellow sapphire...and, I thought it was a yellow diamond, the way it appeared during the episode.

Here, financially they are going down the tubes and spending money like it was growing on their trees and on the most frivolous things. Were those Louis Vuitton or Gucci baby shoes...baby shoes...how long does any baby wear a pair of shoes...two months, tops! I would love to go to her garage sale!

Ann, I would hope they would be getting more the 4k a show....that wouldn't even pay for the baby's shoes for the year!!! lol

Well now that they have declared bankruptcy - the yellow diamond has turned into a yellow sapphire. Could she possibly spend any more money??

[Nancy1999]

Originally Posted by jencar98

Okay...I'm feeling a little Kathy Griffin-ish here....but did you all hear that ring Theresa got on their anniversary was a yellow sapphire...and, I thought it was a yellow diamond, the way it appeared during the episode.

Here, financially they are going down the tubes and spending money like it was growing on their trees and on the most frivolous things. Were those Louis Vuitton or Gucci baby shoes...baby shoes...how long does any baby wear a pair of shoes...two months, tops! I would love to go to her garage sale!

Ann, I would hope they would be getting more the 4k a show....that wouldn't even pay for the baby's shoes for the year!!! lol

Weren't the baby shows a gift from Dina the Godmother, and you do keep first shoes forever, these won't have to be gold plated. So Teresa's not that frivolous after all, ok, maybe the baby christening was a little over the top, but she says that now that she knows that they have financial difficulties, she will be more careful. What I want to see is a book by her with tips on how to live on a budget.

[Nancy1999]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

I heard (omg, could I be ANY more gossip-filled tonight? So embarrassing!) they make 4k per episode...so, 36k for the season. To me, that is sooooo not worth it. Of course, I'm forever grateful that *they* think it's worth it .

Wow, why would anyone do this? I think Dina was smart, she said it brought national attention to her charity, and I guess if you have other talents, you can then offer those services. Daniel, I guess, is an "actress".

Here's one site explanation of the nephew story.
'Real Housewives of New Jersey' star Teresa Giudice denies claim that husband Joe cheated on her

[lil fu fu girl]

Originally Posted by margaritaville

I never watch it. Come on, between Real housewives, Snookie and the Situation and the Sopranos people from NJ look like idiots

LMAO....Hey.... you still have your location up?!
Quick, while there is still time, make the J a Y....I do not think anyone will notice.

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by margaritaville

I never watch it. Come on, between Real housewives, Snookie and the Situation and the Sopranos people from NJ look like idiots:D

LOL....no more so than those toothless people the news stations always seem to find to interview after a tornado here in Oklahoma....you know the kind, in their dirty wife beaters, a 3 day growth on their face and often times a can of cheap beer in their hand....now, I'm sure *they* give others a good impression.

Besides....with NJ people like you and my family there, many know most of the people there are not idiots

[lil fu fu girl]

Originally Posted by jencar98

LOL....no more so than those toothless people the news stations always seem to find to interview after a tornado here in Oklahoma....you know the kind, in their dirty wife beaters, a 3 day growth on their face and often times a can of cheap beer in their hand....now, I'm sure *they* give others a good impression.

Besides....with NJ people like you and my family there, many know most of the people there are not idiots

LOL...What is it about journalists? They do the same thing down in Florida. Whenever there is a hurricane, you can guarantee that the one person they pick to describe it will be the poor old man living in some hillbilly stretch of woods, standing next to what is left of his toilet, "explain' how the whole dern trailer went up, up, and away along with his dentures!"

I lived in Florida for about 18 years and lived through about 6 hurricanes, and not once did I ever get asked what happened to my family; nor did I know of, or have any friends that knew any of those people that were interviewed. Kind of makes you wonder who they are?