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10-21-2005, 01:08 PM | #1 |
I Love Thor Donating Member | New Barbies!!! (NC is so ghetto) Mattel Announces North Carolina Barbie Dolls Wake Forest Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Hecht's. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face-lift, greenhouse and a workaholic Ken. Cary Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Chrysler minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. An optional matching gym outfit, sold separately. Choose from Mormon or Catholic. Lumberton Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Meth Lab Ken. Chapel Hill Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken. Fayetteville Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. Goldsboro Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD player equipped with Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up. Raleigh Barbie: This True Blonde shops exclusively in Saks Fifth Avenue. She drives her Land Rover (sold separately). She has an MBA from Duke but has never worked outside the home. Her child's stroller is bigger than your house and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the cook; and Chinese, Vietnamese and Korean, to talk with the gardener, house painter, and housekeeper respectively. She is a lifelong member of the Junior League and her home is featured in Architectural Digest. Her dirty little secret? She's a closet Republican. They are working on developing a "Durham Barbie", but she keeps getting shot. Durham is my home town!! Pretty funny though!!! Though you might enjoy this especially the NC ladies, or anyone that is familiar with the area! |
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10-21-2005, 01:29 PM | #2 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Fayetteville/Sanford, NC
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| I've seen this before...it's hilarious....and NO, I'm not native from Fayetteville!!!
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10-21-2005, 04:40 PM | #3 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
Posts: 6,306
| Cute! I was supposed to go out w/ a guy who graduated from Wake Forest. Is it really that bad? Now I'm afraid!
__________________ Kristy & Stewie |
10-21-2005, 04:49 PM | #4 |
Enja's Mom too! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 2,765
| I'm aspiring to be that Raleigh Barbie!! Hee!Hee!
__________________ Farrah, Zeus, Enja & Riley |
10-21-2005, 05:04 PM | #5 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
Posts: 11,166
| haha that was funny |
10-21-2005, 09:51 PM | #6 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,947
| very funny! |
10-21-2005, 10:33 PM | #7 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California
Posts: 2,990
| i couldnt believe they came out with a "knocked up barbie"...... lol...... yes this one is for real........ except to protect barbies reputation they created some other character to be teh "knocked up" one and barbie gets to be the doctor |
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