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03-24-2010, 02:59 PM | #1 |
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| 10 Things you DONT want to hear at an airport! 10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars.'' 9.) ''I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags.'' 8.) ''Yes sir, we are aware of the bio hazard tag on your luggage and no, you don't want to know it's origin. I recommend you refrain from opening your suitcase.'' 7.) ''Yes sir, importing Cuban cigars is illegal, that is why the security officer had to confiscate them. What? He's smoking them? HEY! YOU RAT! SAVE SOME FOR ME!'' 6.) ''I'm sorry madam, but our insurance policy does not cover punctures in your bags caused by our checking attendants. No it also does not cover airline crashes. It does cover explosions prior to takeoff, however, and is our most commonly purchased package.'' 5.) ''Attention all airline passengers, your flight has been delayed.'' 4.) ''For those who have never flown before or who have never heard about the concept of a flying machine: We are currently experiencing 'turbulence', a common by-product of 'air travel'. Please refrain from screams of mortal danger until we've safely landed.'' 3.) ''Madam, please take your entree NOW, the tongs are melting.'' 2.) ''We apologize for the delay. Due to extenuating circumstances our pilot is experiencing difficulties with his sobriety level, please allow sufficient time for him to have additional shots of tequila.'' 1.) ''This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilimanjaro ... oh, SH*T!'' |
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03-24-2010, 04:03 PM | #2 |
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| LOL Loved them, especially the one about your flight being delayed, I am certain that after this winter, I never want to hear those words again!! |
03-24-2010, 04:16 PM | #3 |
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03-25-2010, 03:05 AM | #4 |
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| LOL! This reminds me of a vacation my family took from OH to Disney World when my nephew was around 6-7yrs old. The family was sitting scattered around the plane. Our pilot's name was "Charlie Brown" which cracked my nephew up to no end! We had turbulence and we had a really hard landing! As soon as we touched down my nephew (who was sitting in the rear of the plane) screamed out " That Charlie Brown is NOT a very good flyer" loud enough for the people in first class to hear! Everyone was cracking up!
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03-25-2010, 09:31 AM | #5 |
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| lol, that is too cute!!! My daughter was convinced our flight attendent was really Ariel, and she asked where Prince Eric was. The lady just looked at her funny and walked off. |
03-25-2010, 11:10 AM | #6 |
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| Kids are so funny!
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03-25-2010, 12:14 PM | #7 |
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