LOL!
This reminds me of a vacation my family took from OH to Disney World when my nephew was around 6-7yrs old. The family was sitting scattered around the plane.
Our pilot's name was "Charlie Brown" which cracked my nephew up to no end!
We had turbulence and we had a really hard landing! As soon as we touched down my nephew (who was sitting in the rear of the plane) screamed out " That Charlie Brown is NOT a very good flyer" loud enough for the people in first class to hear! Everyone was cracking up!