|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
01-21-2010, 10:03 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Yorkshire, England
Posts: 783
| For all of you.... .....who are sick of those forwarded emails we all get, here is a little antidote!! Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you all for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat sh*t in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge on every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. Thankfully I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan. I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. I can't even pick up the £ 5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex offender waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 seconds , a large dove with diarrhoea will sh*t on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's, ex-mother-in-law's, second husband's, cousin's, beautician. By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. Enjoy 2010 xx Meggie |
Welcome Guest! | |
01-21-2010, 10:22 AM | #2 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee
Posts: 3,073
| Love it and yes, I read my email while holding my mouse.
__________________ PAWPRINTS AND DOG HAIR ENHANCE MY PERSONAL STYLE. |
01-21-2010, 11:06 AM | #3 |
Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa
Posts: 24,078
| me too that was hilarious
__________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie |
01-21-2010, 08:47 PM | #5 |
www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County
Posts: 17,408
| LOL loved it thanks for sharing. Now if I only had some friends to forward that to....
__________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12 |
01-21-2010, 09:22 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Canada
Posts: 4,923
|
__________________ Darlene Bailey Blu & Jesse Bee |
01-21-2010, 10:08 PM | #7 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ILLINOIS
Posts: 575
| Lol so true
__________________ Christel and furkids Peawee & Lucy Lou too!!! |
01-21-2010, 10:14 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MD
Posts: 10,908
|
__________________ www.kissecollar.com Soft Cone Collars for Post-surgery and much more! 10% (non-food) - Discount code YT10 |
01-21-2010, 10:57 PM | #9 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Beverly
Posts: 1,042
| I loved it sooooooooo much! Must add that i was not holding the mouse ... i never do ...kkkkkkk Thanks so much for posting this ! I needed the laugh today ! XOXO
__________________ "The reason a dog has many friends is because it wags it's tail instead of it's tong " [I]Smartpuppiepets@yahoo.com /I][ |
01-21-2010, 11:36 PM | #10 |
♥ Luv Zoey & Austen! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO, USA
Posts: 2,015
| Now THAT was funny! Thanks for sharing
__________________ Denise, Zoey, and Austen Dear Jazzy & Sasha forever in our hearts There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart