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09-06-2005, 04:58 PM | #1 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| E-Mail Scams My friend sent me this and I thought it was so funny because I don't believe anything I read and always tell her to stop sending me chain letter e-mails. Thought you all would like it... I would like to thank whoever sent me the email about rats in the glue on envelopes because I now have to get a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I want to thank you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CST) this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician!
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09-06-2005, 05:04 PM | #2 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada
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| thats so funny. i've actually gotten all of those emails forwarded to me hahahahhahahaha
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09-06-2005, 05:06 PM | #3 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
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| that was cute I have also received this email before, thanks for sharing!
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09-06-2005, 05:23 PM | #4 | |
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The chain letter was hilarious too!! I am growing hump as we speak!!! | |
09-06-2005, 05:28 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | so funny!!! too cute!! next time i get one of those emails i'll reply with that!
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09-06-2005, 05:36 PM | #6 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
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| That is so funny! Thanks for sharing
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09-06-2005, 06:21 PM | #7 | |
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09-06-2005, 07:26 PM | #8 |
Biewer Passionate Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southern AL
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| That was funny !!! I get forwards quite a bit, but this isn't one of them Thanks for sharing
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09-06-2005, 07:37 PM | #9 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| Kristy, I have gotten those chain letters also. Too funny. I think Im going to reply them with yours, lol. |
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