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03-11-2009, 03:59 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| Smile~~Don't you just love Italians THE ITALIAN ELBOW An Italian grandmother is giving arrival directions to her grown grandson (who is coming to visit with his new wife.) "You comma to de front door of the apartamenta. I am inna apartamenta numero 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door...With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma onna left....With you elbow...hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" "What . . ..You coming empty handed?"
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03-11-2009, 05:21 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: TX
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| Great one!
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03-11-2009, 05:27 AM | #3 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts/Florida
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| Ohhh this is SO true! You NEVER EVER EVER go empty handed.
__________________ LD that's me and Pasquale "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you!" |
03-11-2009, 05:49 AM | #4 |
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| LOL so true, so true. |
03-11-2009, 06:18 AM | #5 |
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| hehehehe
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03-11-2009, 02:27 PM | #6 |
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| Glad you enjoyed
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03-11-2009, 02:49 PM | #7 |
Owned By Juicy ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Winter Garden, FL
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| Love it!!!
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03-11-2009, 06:28 PM | #8 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | LOL, Joan! Funny!
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03-12-2009, 03:45 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: yorkie town
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| So funny.My landlord is Italian.Gotta love the Italians
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