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03-07-2009, 12:12 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa
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| Theft Problem: IMPORTANT MESSAGE: You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these, and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere - every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying on my back and they were gone! But when I jumped up, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
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03-07-2009, 12:17 PM | #2 |
Luv my 7 Furkids Donating Member | oh my gosh too funny......... |
03-07-2009, 12:20 PM | #3 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | LOLOLOLOL!!! That is awesome.
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03-07-2009, 12:34 PM | #4 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| That was too funny!
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03-07-2009, 12:49 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Kenmore, Washington
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| So that's what happened to my body parts!!!!
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03-07-2009, 01:03 PM | #6 |
Princess Poop A Lot Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado
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| How funny! I remember when I was a little girl staying with my grandmother and I saw her in her corset and that was before woman wore bras and her boobs were down to her belly button..and now I am my grandmother
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03-07-2009, 01:08 PM | #7 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto
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| lol. good one |
03-07-2009, 01:09 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina
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| I've been robbed, too!!!!!!! |
03-07-2009, 01:11 PM | #9 | |
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03-07-2009, 01:30 PM | #10 |
♥Sapphire♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: PA, USA
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| lol That's a good one!
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03-07-2009, 01:50 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: wilmington nc
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| ahhhhhh...so thats where my butt is
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03-07-2009, 01:55 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: upstate ny
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| Add my name to list of victims! You are too funny! Thanks for giving me a laugh! |
03-07-2009, 02:10 PM | #13 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | That is so funny!
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03-07-2009, 02:37 PM | #14 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Reno, NV, USA
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| I laughed so hard I started crying. To to funny!!! |
03-07-2009, 02:44 PM | #15 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: HOT, HOT, HOT AZ
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| They must be storing the body parts at my house. I have 3 chins now!
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