Theft Problem: IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
 

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these, and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.

This is happening to women everywhere - every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying on my back and they were gone! But when I jumped up, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

oh my gosh too funny.........

LOLOLOLOL!!! That is awesome. :p

:lol2: That was too funny!

So that's what happened to my body parts!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears

How funny! I remember when I was a little girl staying with my grandmother and I saw her in her corset and that was before woman wore bras and her boobs were down to her belly button..and now I am my grandmother:p

lol. good one

I've been robbed, too!!!!!!! :lol tears

I think those darned thieves are the same ones that have been coming here. I'm buying a gun, I'm tired of my body parts being stolen

lol That's a good one! :p

ahhhhhh...so thats where my butt is:p

Add my name to list of victims! :p You are too funny! Thanks for giving me a laugh!

That is so funny!

:eyetearss:eyetearss:eyetearss I laughed so hard I started crying. To to funny!!!

They must be storing the body parts at my house. I have 3 chins now!

:eyetearssOMG :eyetearss
THIS IS HILARIOUS !

:eyetearss:eyetearss:eyetearss

OMG tooo funny!!! i'm locking the door's and hoping they wont find me for A LONG time!!

Well I wish they would come to my house, and take my fat belly, and leave me with a nice flat one.

Me too....but only as long as the replacement parts are new and improved!!!

LMAO! But not the one that was left behind - no pun intended! ha, ha, ha!

:thumbs up

:yelrotflm:yelrotflm:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears


I needed those giggles today!!! That was great :)

This is what I've learned
 

I'm only 34 but at 30 everything starts to get loose and drift.:eek: I'm terrified that at 40 I'll lose my balance completely when I have to avoid stepping on my boobs!!!!!!!!


Please tell me it gets better:( I can handle a lie or two:D

:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:bravo:

ROTFL!!!!!

To funny!!!!!

We should get organized... like Women Against Body Part Theft and have a walk... and a lobby in the White House... and get some bail-out money... :p

You all are too funny :p I am having the best time reading all your funny comments!! :yelrotflm

I\'m looking for something to use for sweet revenge on these thieves :cool: - I\'ll post more later :p

I think I was hit by the same group of bandits!!! That\'s just too funny!

Oh My...... lol It will be a race to the finish...... wonder what body part will reach south first.......................:eek::2omg::wink::ghug :

I love the P.S. part. :laugh: :sidesplt: :smhuge2: :sidesplt: :laugh: :smhuge2:

Hilarious!!!!