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10-02-2008, 08:02 AM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Free sex with gas - JOKE > There was this gas station in Oklahoma trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying 'Free Sex with Fill-up.' Soon a 'redneck' customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. > > The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed 8 and the proprietor said, 'No, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time'. > > Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed 2 this time, and the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time'. > > As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex'. The buddy replied, 'No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week.'
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10-02-2008, 08:57 AM | #2 |
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| Hahahahaha!!
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10-02-2008, 10:20 AM | #3 |
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| lol that was funny! |
10-02-2008, 12:00 PM | #4 |
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10-02-2008, 12:48 PM | #5 |
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| hahahahahahaha too funny!
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10-02-2008, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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10-02-2008, 02:47 PM | #7 |
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10-02-2008, 05:16 PM | #8 |
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| snort - snort
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10-02-2008, 05:35 PM | #9 |
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| That was cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-02-2008, 06:00 PM | #10 |
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10-02-2008, 06:08 PM | #11 |
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| Haha!....His wife is a NAUGHTY girl.
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