| Tiggerwit | 10-02-2008 08:02 AM | Free sex with gas - JOKE > There was this gas station in Oklahoma trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying 'Free Sex with Fill-up.' Soon a 'redneck' customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
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> The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed 8 and the proprietor said, 'No, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time'.
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> Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed 2 this time, and the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time'.
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> As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex'. The buddy replied, 'No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week.' |