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09-17-2008, 10:53 AM
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| LUV my 3 Furrs & Alex Donating Member  |  Funny ~~: Number one:~~ Found this somewhere and thought I'd post it. I have another two. Soooooo funny, I'll put them in another two posts!!!  ******How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?******
__________________ Mommy  's Alex Boo-Boo Pheoebe and Snowy  WE YT |
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09-17-2008, 10:58 AM
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| Donating YT Addict  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia
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|  LOL!! Cute!!
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09-17-2008, 11:02 AM
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| Yorkies are pure joy Donating Member  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Lansing, Illinois
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| I haven't seen that before! It's so funny! Thanks for sharing!
__________________ Kathy, mom to  Ceasar,  Pip, & Max RIP my sweet Gizmo (10/05/09) |
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09-17-2008, 11:06 AM
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| Donating YT 10K Club Member  | LOL.... Some of those were dead on with the breeds too.
__________________ Deb, Reese, Reggie, Frazier, Libby, Sidney, & Bodie Trace & Ramsey who watch over us www.biewersbythebay.com |
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09-17-2008, 11:18 AM
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| LUV my 3 Furrs & Alex Donating Member | Quote:
__________________ Mommy 's AlexBoo-BooPheoebeand Snowy WE YT | |
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09-19-2008, 06:02 AM
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| Donating YT 10K Club Member  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
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| That's pretty cute! |
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09-19-2008, 11:34 PM
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| ..... and BLAIR'S too ...... Donating Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA
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| ... he he he ....
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09-19-2008, 11:44 PM
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| YT Addict  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pocatello, ID, USA
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| Thanks for the laugh!
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09-20-2008, 02:59 AM
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| No Longer a Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oliver Springs, TN
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| Yorkshire Terrier Not a problem! I'm sure mom can change the bulb easily while holding me with one hand. |
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