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Funny ~~: Number one:~~ Found this somewhere and thought I'd post it. I have another two. Soooooo funny, I'll put them in another two posts!!!:D ******How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?****** |
LOL!! Cute!! |
I haven't seen that before! It's so funny! Thanks for sharing! |
LOL.... Some of those were dead on with the breeds too. |
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That's pretty cute! |
:D ... he he he .... |
Thanks for the laugh! |
Yorkshire Terrier Not a problem! I'm sure mom can change the bulb easily while holding me with one hand. |
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