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08-11-2005, 09:57 AM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central NY state
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| Guys' rules I got this in an email a while back and thought it was pretty funny! At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1.Learn to work the toilet seat.!You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up , you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don 't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1.You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
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08-11-2005, 10:06 AM | #2 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California
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| LMAO............ it is sooooooo true, i think my fiance would totally agree with all those statements |
08-11-2005, 10:11 AM | #3 |
Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Tontitown Arkansas
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| LMAO!!! Yeah, another thread to share with my husband. I know he will LOVE this one!
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08-11-2005, 10:11 AM | #4 |
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08-11-2005, 10:22 AM | #5 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| ok ok ok i got it. i see your point... ill try to remember them |
08-11-2005, 10:52 AM | #6 |
My Precious Pup Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New York City
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| Pretty Funny |
08-11-2005, 11:01 AM | #7 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| hahahaha!!! Very true! |
08-11-2005, 11:07 AM | #8 |
My Teeny Lil Super Guy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York City
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| Yep sounds just up to par..... isnt this right all you YT Men???
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08-11-2005, 11:09 AM | #9 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | I think I'll get it framed! Well, maybe not. The couch gets old after a while.
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08-11-2005, 11:13 AM | #10 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX
Posts: 540
| Sounds like my hubby helped write some of those.
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08-11-2005, 11:32 AM | #11 | |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central NY state
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08-11-2005, 01:09 PM | #12 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
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| Too funny! I am sure my hubby will enjoy this one!!!! hehehe!!!
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08-11-2005, 02:03 PM | #13 |
Mommy's Little Angel Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey
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| Thats SOOOO funny.. I am going to forward it to my dad and other male friends!!
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08-12-2005, 11:59 AM | #14 |
YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kentucky
Posts: 496
| Thanks for sharing that! It is tooooo funny, and shamefully true, I'm afraid! I love it!
__________________ Windy and Lida Rose "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss |
08-12-2005, 12:01 PM | #15 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Connecticut
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| LOL!!!! too funny.
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