|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
05-22-2008, 10:51 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA
Posts: 1,086
| Installing a husband Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck. Tech Support |
Welcome Guest! | |
05-22-2008, 11:36 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
Posts: 7,946
| That is so cute!! I ran into that problem quite sometime ago.
__________________ |
05-22-2008, 11:53 AM | #4 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Delray Beach, FL
Posts: 1,060
| lol Thats really cute
__________________ Jill, Meeko's Mom |
05-22-2008, 12:39 PM | #5 |
My little furbutts Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Baytown, TX
Posts: 1,692
| love it!
__________________ Heather, Benji & Bella |
05-22-2008, 12:51 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA
Posts: 1,086
| Dear tech support, I installed everything that you told me to: like “tears” and “I thought you loved me” and nothing worked. It seems husband 1.0 caught the nasty “mistress” virus. should I install “hitman 2.0” to terminate the entire husband 1.0 application? Signed, angry desperate |
05-22-2008, 01:18 PM | #7 |
Slave to Princess Chloe Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NJ
Posts: 1,258
| Funny!! Love it!!! |
05-22-2008, 01:58 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: wilmington nc
Posts: 1,585
| hahahahaha thats too funny
__________________ Proud Member of the Spoiled Rotten Club and in the end, its not the years in your life that count but the life in your years.... Abraham Lincoln |
05-22-2008, 03:39 PM | #9 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hawaii
Posts: 663
| ROFL!!! -Amy
__________________ dogster.com/dogs/781890 - Bear's Dogster dogster.com/dogs/369570 - Daisy's Dogster |
05-22-2008, 05:21 PM | #10 |
YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montreal, Qc
Posts: 428
| So funny - LOL - now I can't find the kleenex
__________________ LoveYorks (Aggie) slave to; Chewy Choupette Tucson Sunny |
05-23-2008, 08:42 AM | #11 |
I Love My Lil' Punkin's Donating Member | LOL what a hoot!! I LOVE it!! My husband is away right now, and amaziling enough, this makes me miss him even more lol.
__________________ Mommy Loves Stedman and Tatum! They have us wrapped around their little paws! |
05-23-2008, 09:19 AM | #12 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne, FL
Posts: 415
| I just copied and pasted that and emailed it to my husband! LOL so, so true!!!!!
__________________ Sonya ~ Mommy to Gracie Gracie LOVES Andy! |
05-23-2008, 01:12 PM | #13 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: City, State, Country
Posts: 1,763
| Another annoying piece of software - Installing A Wife <--link |
Bookmarks |
|
|
Thread Tools | |
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart