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05-08-2008, 06:20 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc.
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| Wives/Moms you gotta read this!!!! This might have already been posted ... if it has, please forgive me! I just got this e-mail and laughed until I cried!! Then I thought about the truth in the lady's motive and laughed even more!! What Do You Do All Day? A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the hell I do all day?' 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.' Priceless - Send this page to another Mom.
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05-08-2008, 06:29 AM | #2 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,234
| Hahahaha!! I love that.
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05-08-2008, 06:45 AM | #3 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
Posts: 16,218
| Good for her! Love it. Unfortunately she will probably get left to clean up the mess herself. |
05-08-2008, 08:08 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA
Posts: 1,086
| I love this, I've been feeling this way for a long time!!!! |
05-08-2008, 08:59 AM | #5 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: minnesota
Posts: 1,432
| I have got that one before it is very funny.I sent it to my hubby on his email.LOL |
05-08-2008, 09:04 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA
Posts: 1,086
| Great idea! I'm going to do that right now!! Its funny because I sent him the blue ribbon video yesterday and last night he actually cleaned all the dishes and cooked dinner! I'm wondering if this will help too!!! |
05-08-2008, 09:35 AM | #7 |
I love Jackson too! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,905
| That one is a classic!
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05-08-2008, 09:45 AM | #8 |
Kodi & Pixie 2 Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NEBRASKA
Posts: 14,766
| That was Great... |
05-08-2008, 09:53 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Cold Lake, Alberta Canada
Posts: 622
| That was perfect!! I just sent it out to everyone I know!!
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