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|04-22-2008, 11:04 AM||#1|
YT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Lesson Of The Day
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Proud Mommy of Toto and Prissy
|04-22-2008, 11:26 AM||#2|
Love My Li'l Lucy
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Southern California
OMG - Good one!
Kathy and Lil' Lucy and Jammies
Rest in Peace my Sweet Buster
|04-22-2008, 11:41 AM||#3|
Jojo's & Junior's too!
Donating YT Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Watsonville, CA
AHHHHHHHH...she got him AND-- good!
That was great, thanks for sharing!
Josie, Jojo, Junior & Veronica
**...No Home is Complete Without a Yorkie...or Two...better make that 3!..**
|04-22-2008, 04:45 PM||#9|
Donating YT 3000 Club Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
How do you spell B-U-S-T-E-D?!?! Thanks for the laugh
Eva and her keikis: Hokule'a, Kalani & Pi'ilani
|04-22-2008, 04:50 PM||#10|
Donating YT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Midland, TX
LOL that's a good one! Mothers always know, don't they?!
~ Julie, mommy to A.J and KaCee~