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04-22-2008, 11:04 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Virginia
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| Lesson Of The Day HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: __________________________________________________ _________ Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian __________________________________________________ _________ Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: __________________________________________________ _________ Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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04-22-2008, 11:26 AM | #2 |
Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California
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| OMG - Good one!
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04-22-2008, 11:41 AM | #3 |
Jojo's & Junior's too! Donating YT Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Watsonville, CA
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| AHHHHHHHH...she got him AND-- good! That was great, thanks for sharing!
__________________ Josie, Jojo, Junior & Veronica **...No Home is Complete Without a Yorkie...or Two...better make that 3!..** |
04-22-2008, 12:27 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Central Pennsylvania
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| Love it!
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04-22-2008, 12:32 PM | #5 |
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04-22-2008, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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| lol I like that one |
04-22-2008, 03:10 PM | #8 |
Peeka Boo I See You! Donating Member | HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! SOOO FUNNY!!! thanks for posting!!
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04-22-2008, 04:45 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| How do you spell B-U-S-T-E-D?!?! Thanks for the laugh
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04-22-2008, 04:50 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Midland, TX
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| LOL that's a good one! Mothers always know, don't they?!
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04-22-2008, 06:07 PM | #11 |
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| That has always been one of my favorites!!!!
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04-22-2008, 06:23 PM | #12 |
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| LOL!!!!!!
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