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07-23-2005, 05:00 PM | #1 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Michigan
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| Getting Married!!!!!! (*_*) Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." |
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07-23-2005, 05:06 PM | #2 |
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07-23-2005, 08:16 PM | #4 |
BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North East Ohio
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| OMG! That is so funny! I am seriously ROFL! I cannot get over this. It is just soo funny! |
07-23-2005, 08:26 PM | #5 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| That is too funny!!! |
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