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04-10-2008, 07:49 AM | #1 |
& LuvtheCarley too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wa State/Texas
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| Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity I plan on doing several of these things today Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2.. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.' 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' bribery' 7.. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 8 Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14.. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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04-10-2008, 07:55 AM | #2 |
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| OMG! LOL thats too funny!!!
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04-10-2008, 07:57 AM | #3 |
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| Hilarious!!! |
04-10-2008, 07:58 AM | #4 |
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04-10-2008, 08:00 AM | #5 |
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| OMG I busted out laughing while at work!! Shame on you! LMFAO
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04-10-2008, 08:56 AM | #6 |
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| Thanks for sharing that...I had that saved awhile back (my grandmother sent it) and I couldn't find it! Those are GREAT!
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04-10-2008, 09:24 AM | #7 |
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| Too funny..............#5 and 19 are my favorite. I could see the expression on my kids face if I told them #19!!!
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04-10-2008, 09:42 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | ROFLROFL. I think I've read that before. tooooo funny. I want to do some!
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04-11-2008, 05:15 PM | #9 |
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| lmbo !! after reading numbers 10 and 11, i needed to go to bk for dinner =P mommy drove to the drive through and let me talk =P i ordered what i wanted, then went up to the window to pick it up . and with the most serious make i could make i said ''uhhh ... can i have a diet water with that too?'' and he looked at me like what the heck?!?! and he started saying ''we ...uhh... dont have...'' and i said ''this is BK, and i would like i my way. my way includes a diet water'' i was about to burst into laughter !! =D he just gave me a water bottle though =P . and when he came back with the water about to grab the food i said ALMOST DIEING ... ''i would like that one to goooo.'' he just stared, gave me the bag, said have a nice day, and had the strangest look on his face . i wonder why ...
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04-12-2008, 04:38 AM | #10 |
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| OMG i was roflmao too funny! I think they are all my faves
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04-12-2008, 05:30 AM | #11 |
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| This just made my day. DH has actually done 5 in his office since he is the one who makes the coffee.. Said it was hilarious.
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04-12-2008, 07:47 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | That is so funny
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