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04-01-2008, 06:20 PM | #1 |
The Fabulous 4 Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ca
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| Joke of the Day!! I have disided to start a Joke of the Day!!! So here is the first one... Tuesday A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. "The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!" |
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04-01-2008, 06:24 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | ROFL!!!! Too funny. I laughed really, realy hard. My best friend is a blonde and she's mad smart. It drives her nuts when I throw blonde jokes at her.
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
04-01-2008, 06:24 PM | #3 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,234
| Lol!! :d
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04-01-2008, 06:25 PM | #4 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: HASTINGS, NE- 4 NOW!!!
Posts: 2,208
| I thought it was an April's Fool thing!!
__________________ :I PLAYING....THE BANJO........ AND KISSING MY MOMMY:kiss3 |
04-01-2008, 06:27 PM | #5 |
Kodi & Pixie 2 Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NEBRASKA
Posts: 14,766
| Hey thats not Fair!!! You are telling everyone what happened to me at the bar the other night !!!! LMAO |
04-01-2008, 06:35 PM | #6 |
BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: california
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| rolling lol hahahaha hehee |
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