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07-19-2005, 11:20 AM | #1 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
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| Funny Osama Joke! I was just forwarded this funny joke that I thought you'd all enjoy! While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! *Don't you know who I am? *I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. *So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. *His manhood was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.
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07-19-2005, 11:24 AM | #2 |
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07-19-2005, 11:28 AM | #3 |
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07-19-2005, 12:36 PM | #4 |
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| I enjoyed that,it was soooooo good |
07-19-2005, 02:17 PM | #5 |
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| LOL that was funnier than expected
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