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07-18-2005, 08:17 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | If you need a laugh read this!!! i got this in an email from my mom and thought it was really funny!! GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory ; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 3 success is . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
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07-18-2005, 08:44 AM | #3 |
Enja's Mom too! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Raleigh, NC
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| Very cute!!
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07-18-2005, 09:31 AM | #4 |
Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana
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| Megan, you are definately one of the most fun 12 year olds I know! The other one is my son. Hmmmm, two words...Arranged Marriages...I'll have to speak to your mom about that, lol! JK! I need to get him a screen name and you guys could talk about yorkies too...**evil grin**...hehe!
__________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri! |
07-18-2005, 09:31 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | thats is great !! thanks for sharing |
07-18-2005, 09:33 AM | #6 | |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | Quote:
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All | |
07-18-2005, 09:33 AM | #7 | |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | Quote:
that is so true you make it so fun around here and your so mature I wanna be in the wedding !!!!!!!!! | |
07-18-2005, 09:34 AM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005
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| You can't trust dogs to watch your food. no (5) i was having dinner when i had to leave it to get the telephone,& when i came back to the table my food was gone plate licked spottlessly that i thought why do i have a clean empty plate & where is my dinner My Cocker Spaniel looked @ me with the most innocent |
07-18-2005, 09:35 AM | #9 | |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | Quote:
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All | |
07-18-2005, 09:12 PM | #10 |
Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana
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| Megan, you really are a cutie...2000 bridesmaids, all YT people. You crack me up. Oh, *sniff sniff* and I get to be the mother of the groom, lol!!
__________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri! |
07-18-2005, 09:24 PM | #11 | |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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Hey if things dont work out with your son and Megan, maybe they would with my son and her. LOL Very cute post by the way. | |
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