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02-29-2008, 07:07 PM | #1 |
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| Male blonde joke...haha I got this in an email today...had to share.. The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.' |
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02-29-2008, 07:12 PM | #2 |
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| LMAO! Now that was worth the wait and I sure needed a good laugh - thanks
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02-29-2008, 07:14 PM | #3 |
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| That was funny! Thanks for sharing!
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02-29-2008, 07:15 PM | #4 |
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| Glad it made you guys smile..I thought it was a great one!! Im tired of blonde women jokes |
02-29-2008, 07:24 PM | #5 |
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| LMAOOOOO that was really a good one!
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02-29-2008, 08:53 PM | #6 |
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03-01-2008, 02:59 AM | #7 |
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| ahahahahahaha
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03-01-2008, 03:05 AM | #8 |
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| lmao too funny thanks for the laugh.
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03-01-2008, 05:13 AM | #9 |
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| i love those kind of jokes that put a smile on my face |
03-01-2008, 05:24 AM | #10 |
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03-01-2008, 06:44 AM | #11 |
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| HAHAHAHA I heard that one a LONG time ago! Its sooo funny!! hehe
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03-01-2008, 06:50 AM | #12 |
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| That was funny! Thanks for making me smile! |
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