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rachelfraim · 07-15-2005, 07:09 AM

My brother sends me e-mails all the time - many which have to be deleted before I even get halfway thru them

, but I thought this was kind of a funny one to share.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate
syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
demonstration?

A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Ilovebaby · 07-15-2005, 07:31 AM

lol.. I love it!!!!! Thanks for sharing!

iheartyorkies · 07-15-2005, 07:31 AM

Ha! That's pretty funny! Somehow I don't think that's the point he was trying to get across,lol!

Marlee · 07-15-2005, 07:36 AM

ewewewew...lol to funny!

lily's mom · 07-15-2005, 07:42 AM

hahaha, that is very cute!!! We'll see if I can remember that to retell.

07-15-2005, 07:09 AM	#1
rachelfraim Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma Posts: 472	Another joke for the day! My brother sends me e-mails all the time - many which have to be deleted before I even get halfway thru them , but I thought this was kind of a funny one to share. A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" __________________ Kodah, Stormy & Rachel Kodah pics!

07-15-2005, 07:31 AM	#2
Ilovebaby I love my Monster! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Elkhart, IN Posts: 1,137	lol.. I love it!!!!! Thanks for sharing! __________________ Mindy & Baby Baby's Dogster Page ****** Baby pics and Videos & More Baby pics

07-15-2005, 07:31 AM	#3
iheartyorkies Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,719	Ha! That's pretty funny! Somehow I don't think that's the point he was trying to get across,lol! __________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri!

07-15-2005, 07:36 AM	#4
Marlee YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Caldwell Idaho Posts: 956	ewewewew...lol to funny! __________________ Marlee Bridget's Mommy Bridget 's Romeo

07-15-2005, 07:42 AM	#5
lily's mom Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,633	hahaha, that is very cute!!! We'll see if I can remember that to retell. __________________ Lily and Dawn