My brother sends me e-mails all the time - many which have to be deleted before I even get halfway thru them

, but I thought this was kind of a funny one to share.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate
syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
demonstration?
A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"