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Old 07-15-2005, 07:09 AM   #1
rachelfraim
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Default Another joke for the day!

My brother sends me e-mails all the time - many which have to be deleted before I even get halfway thru them , but I thought this was kind of a funny one to share.



A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate
syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
demonstration?

A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
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