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12-05-2007, 09:40 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: DFW, Texas
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| Dear God (from the dog) I got this in my e-mail today and thought I'd share I love the line about the litter box TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers! , scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. 1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
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12-05-2007, 09:44 PM | #2 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Carolina
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| That's cute |
12-05-2007, 09:52 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 11K Club Member | That's so cute. So thaaat's why they roll on the grass, cause they like the way dead bugs smell?
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12-06-2007, 06:03 AM | #4 |
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| aww sweet! |
12-06-2007, 06:18 AM | #5 |
Harley, Haley & Micah Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: pa
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| That was cute
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12-06-2007, 06:23 AM | #6 |
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| That was hilarious - thanks for starting my morning off with a good laugh
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12-06-2007, 06:27 AM | #7 |
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| That was cute
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12-06-2007, 08:03 AM | #8 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| That was a good one.
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12-06-2007, 08:36 AM | #9 |
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| 2 cute
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12-06-2007, 08:58 AM | #10 |
Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California
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| Very cute
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12-06-2007, 09:12 AM | #11 |
My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia
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| Loved it.
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12-06-2007, 09:16 AM | #12 |
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| So cute!!! |
12-06-2007, 10:10 AM | #13 |
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| That is very funny!
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12-06-2007, 08:44 PM | #14 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| That was great!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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12-06-2007, 09:05 PM | #15 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois
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| I'm trying so hard not to crack up from this list, it's too funny..but I don't want to wake my fiance up (he's sleeping right next to me)
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