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11-15-2007, 06:32 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | The Mom Song! *You MUST see this* This is HYSTERICAL. I think its something that both moms and kids can laugh really really hard at. and the person included lyrics: "The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!!
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
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11-15-2007, 07:22 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | That is hilarious!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!!!
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11-15-2007, 07:30 PM | #3 |
Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana
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| Thanks for sharing! Hubby and I laughed throughout the whole thing.
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11-15-2007, 07:39 PM | #4 |
Kodi & Pixie 2 Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NEBRASKA
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| Love it Megan and SO true! |
11-15-2007, 07:54 PM | #5 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: California
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| omg that was hilarious! |
11-16-2007, 03:47 AM | #6 |
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| Really funny!!
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11-16-2007, 04:13 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| That was so funny! Thank you for posting it and starting my day with s amile!
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11-16-2007, 04:14 AM | #8 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahhahaha ah. I didn't know your Mom did comedy, Megan! Great advice on your new avatar.
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11-16-2007, 04:15 AM | #9 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palatka, Florida
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| That's really funny!!! I bet she was really out of breath after all that! |
11-16-2007, 06:02 AM | #11 |
Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: texas
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| One of the christian radio stations I listen to plays that a lot....I Love it |
11-16-2007, 06:03 AM | #12 |
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| I'm in tears over here!!!!!! that was wonderful!! thanks for sharing!!!!!!
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11-16-2007, 06:11 AM | #13 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois
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| to funny thanks for sharing. I love it
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02-14-2008, 12:19 AM | #14 |
The Fabulous 4 Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ca
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| I just had to bump this because I love it so much I thought some of the newer mommies would love it too lol |
02-14-2008, 05:53 AM | #15 |
Love The Verminator! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ny
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| Hey! What's my Mom doing on that stage?
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