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cockerduchess · 11-02-2007, 11:29 AM

1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.
3. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
4. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
5. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
6. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
7. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
8. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.
9. Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
10. I'm Out Of Estrogen-and I Have A Gun.
11. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like...who Cares?
12. Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes.
13. And Your Point Is...?
14. Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
15. Of Course I Don't Look Busy...i Did It Right The First Time.
16. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
17. You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
18. All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
19. I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People.
20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
21. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
22. Another Dopeless Hope Fiend
23. If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy.
24. Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

girlybella · 11-02-2007, 11:32 AM

LOL, heehee....cute! Thanks for sharing

Tillys_mom · 11-02-2007, 11:41 AM

Those were cute! Thanks for sharing!

Rudys Mom · 11-02-2007, 12:00 PM

Those were good. Thanks for sharing.

sabsab00 · 11-02-2007, 12:05 PM

LOL I say this ALL the time...

20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

11-02-2007, 11:29 AM	#1
cockerduchess Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,473	25 Bumper Sticker for Women 1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going. 4. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. 5. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. 6. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich. 7. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen. 8. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen. 9. Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off. 10. I'm Out Of Estrogen-and I Have A Gun. 11. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like...who Cares? 12. Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes. 13. And Your Point Is...? 14. Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. 15. Of Course I Don't Look Busy...i Did It Right The First Time. 16. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. 17. You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up. 18. All Stressed Out And No One To Choke. 19. I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People. 20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 21. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. 22. Another Dopeless Hope Fiend 23. If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy. 24. Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies. __________________ Emma GraceTia Bella Maddie

11-02-2007, 11:41 AM	#3
Tillys_mom Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,227	Those were cute! Thanks for sharing! __________________ Momma Tilly Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

11-02-2007, 12:00 PM	#4
Rudys Mom Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 4,327	Those were good. Thanks for sharing. __________________ Rudy, Zoey & Buster's mom (Dawn) Rest In Peace my precious Gracie girl & Lucky buddie Dogster:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/382659 & http://www.dogster.com/dogs/497315

11-02-2007, 11:32 AM	#2
girlybella YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,091	LOL, heehee....cute! Thanks for sharing

11-02-2007, 12:05 PM	#5
sabsab00 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: queens Posts: 1,256	LOL I say this ALL the time... 20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?