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mstplumeria · 11-01-2007, 05:53 PM

Ok, if you are a Cincinnati Bengals fan, you may not like this, but I have to share!! They really cracked me up!

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.

Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.

Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

GinosMommy · 11-01-2007, 05:58 PM

LOL that was great! I am fwd to my bengals fan friend.

I am a die hard Bills fan

and they are playing eachother sunday

GO BILLS!

Tillys_mom · 11-01-2007, 06:18 PM

Those were so funny! I just had to share with hubby!

11-01-2007, 05:53 PM	#1
mstplumeria Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 805	Bengals Football lovers?? Ok, if you are a Cincinnati Bengals fan, you may not like this, but I have to share!! They really cracked me up! Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cincinnati Bengals. Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer. Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado? A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

11-01-2007, 05:58 PM	#2
GinosMommy Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Fishers, IN Posts: 2,161	LOL that was great! I am fwd to my bengals fan friend. I am a die hard Bills fan and they are playing eachother sunday GO BILLS! __________________ Stacy, Mommy to: Bianca the Bichon 3-6-06, Gino the yorkie 3-15-07

11-01-2007, 06:18 PM	#3
Tillys_mom Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,227	Those were so funny! I just had to share with hubby! __________________ Momma Tilly Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.