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Betty'sMom · 10-30-2007, 07:15 AM

I thought this was so cute. Not sure if it's been posted in the past or not...

If you are a dog or cat lover, you are sure to get a
chuckle out of this!

As seen in a dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! Noon - Oh
Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My
favorite!

As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to
taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat
dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I
may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill
my captors by weaving around their feet while they
were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and
repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced
myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try
this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought
them the headless body, in an attempt to make them
aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some
sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use
it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives
are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room, his
safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter
of time...

ItsyBitsy · 10-30-2007, 07:22 AM

lol. Thanks for that

Nothing like a funny joke to get you through the day.

MissLola · 10-30-2007, 07:55 AM

Soooo true.

10-30-2007, 07:15 AM	#1
Betty'sMom Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,234	Dogs Versus Cats I thought this was so cute. Not sure if it's been posted in the past or not... If you are a dog or cat lover, you are sure to get a chuckle out of this! As seen in a dog's diary: 8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! As seen in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... __________________ Jeanne: Mom to Betty & Juju Bean

10-30-2007, 07:22 AM	#2
ItsyBitsy Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 221	lol. Thanks for that Nothing like a funny joke to get you through the day.

10-30-2007, 07:55 AM	#3
MissLola Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Dakota Posts: 340	Soooo true.