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Today Mommie woke me up early to take me to some special dog event. She brushed me and sprayed me. P.U. I smelled funny. She put a pink bow with a ladybug in my hair. As soon as she walked out of the room I rolled on the floor and pulled out that bow!!! I made my Mommie sad, but I don't even care. What does tomboy mean? That's what Mommie calls me...a dirty tomboy! |
Hi Sookie - des iz Izzy...hahaha...my mommy calls me dat too! She gots me all cweaned up wif a puple bow an den I went outsidz n rolled in da weaves...hahaha...that swilly bow just fell out.....:p Welcome to our cwub!!:D |
Hey.. it is me.. Sugar Lilly.. I am liitle late answering you Because, I HAD TO TAKE A BATH yeap another one..and what is up with this burshing all the time:thumbdown :thumbdown I try hard to chew those brushes up BUT, MOM FINDS ANOTHER ONE I know I am just a youngster..But there has to be a way to get rid of those brushes. .My sisters Sissy and Maggie just stare at me while I chew I wish they would help..Well got to go chew some more ..maybe a slipper :thumbup: |
HI evreybody Phyllis here. Mommy took me to work wif her today and give me a baff! Yuck Im so mad . I told her no but she did anyway. Now I mail good but morrow I plan to be tinky again. ssshhhh she dont know but Im working on being dirty again now!!!! I wuv this cwub! |
Guys, it's Layla again... i'm clean .... and.... FLUFFY! it's just horrible!!! i tried to protest i did.... but mommy is just faster than i am.. and then she says,,, LAYLA GRACE and i know i'm in trouble :( but not to worry.. i got back to the babysitters on MONDAY for 5 whole days.. boy oh boy will i be DIRTY! |
SSSSSSShhhhhh...Dont tewl nobody, but mines daddy mowed da wawn today, and I went out an wolled in dat new mowed gwass...iwaz pwetty diwrty and dit waz a watta fun...hehehe!!! |
DFC Wanna Be Hi Bella here, my mommy is in the shower so i sneaked onto the puter to ask about joining the DFC. I hate baths, groomers, ear cleaning, toenail clipping, and eye cleaning. I love to roll in poop and mud but most of all I love to run away from mommy when she is trying to give me a bath. Could I please join your club, pretty please? Bella |
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Otay, I sneaked on mama's puter and changed her signature. I hope she won't be mad at me. I think we should be charter members if we join now. It makes us special! I wike to be special don't yu? Psst! I got my ewastic out ob my hair. Mama hasn't noticed it yet. Hee Hee.:D |
So...whatz da plan? How we gonna make ours mommi's unnerstand dat we wanna be diwrty! Any one of yous dat any ideaws? |
Dis is Weese!! I snuck on da puter while mommy is cweaning up...guess what?? She jus gave me and Soleil anover baff!! I wipeded mysef all ova her couch dough and dat makes her vewy vewy upset....hehehe...I fink its vewy funny to watch her chase us off da couch LOL...and I also hate when see walks awound wiff me in a towel and evewy one waffs at me and calls me coot!!!!! I am not coooooot!! Soleil is so young yet so I will haf to ban wif you guys against baff time!! Fanks for wistening to me... Your twuly, Weese |
Oh tay ......r comfany jus weft n I waz such a good girlie....evryone taught I waz so cwute wif my swilly purple bow n my cwute wittle face...I waz cowtin da howers ta when dey weft...yeah....all dey wanted ta do was ta pwick me up n kwiss me all ova n tell me I waz so coot....dey r all gone now finalwee...hahaha...my mommy iz cweanin up all da wine gwasses n she doesn't know dat my daddy twook me outside potty n it waz staughtin ta wain n now I smell wike me again...tee-hee. Just weight until my mommy gets a wiff of me now. :eek: Datz da way it iz n my mommy is gonna haf ta get used ta it. K all yuz Yorkateers, swuper herwoes, n fashwionistas....whets ban tagetha n jwoin the cwub....ya know dat der iz stwength n numbwers. :p |
Whew! That was close! Mommy got up all her ear cleanin stuff and I thought she was comin' after me. :eek: She didn't though! She cleaned my sister, Josephine's ears instead. That was a close call! I think we should gather up all the ear cleanin stuff and hide it where they can't find it! |
Hey all you DIRTY FURKID CLUB members! It's Emma again! I love dis club-so glad you all decided to change da name and let da boyz in. Dey are dirty too! Welcome to Winston, Reese, and Tink-and anyone else that has joined! I did somethin' REALLY yucky this morning, and it definitely counts as a DFC "task" (do we get points or somethin' for doin' dirty stuff? Cuz dis is worth a LOT!) Dis morning, before breakfast, while mommy and daddy were sleepin', I went poo. And, as any good DFC member, I thought I should maybe eat some of it. Well, da poo didn't agree wif my tummy, and I couldn't help it, and I frew up. Yes, I frew up da poo. Right dere on the bed, next to Mommy! But she didn't know it cuz she was sleepin'-but boy did I get a talkin' to when she woked up and found what I did! She also said somethin' about a bath later, and then put me in the pen wif my baby sister Milli :( Hmmph! |
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