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Hi all, this is Momiji. I tell you what I hate. I hate when my mommy is checking and double checking my butt to make sure there is no poop left!!! I leave some for my entertainment for later time but she always find them and wipe them off or worse put me in the sink and wash them off!!!! :eek: Can't I have some fun with my poop on the carpet???? :thumbup: |
Wanna know a secret? One time my daddy taked me potty because Mommy had one of her head hurts. He didn't know he was s'posed to wipe my butt. Well I cried because I wanted to get in bed with Mommy and make her play with me so he put me right up there. You know what I did? I sitted right on my mommy's HEAD with a poop stuck right on my butt hair! :D Then I sitted back and watched while my daddy got in trouble and I didn't. I just had to get my butt wiped! |
You know what? I think it's not fair cuz how come big dogs don't have to get baths every week and have their butts wiped? I have two big dog cousins, and I don't see them putting up with this stuff! Man, it's hard being little. |
Hi this is Zoe..I am with you and may I add my parents blow dry me and put all this gunk on my coat and just laughs when I run around the house rubbing myself on the carpet after a bath? What's so funny about that?:p |
Jasmine here - my mommy is busy and I heard about the club. I want in!! My mommy won't let me lick the drool off my English Bulldog brother's face. I like it though...and he drools all the time so I don't see what the big deal is. |
Hi again, like a dirty furgirl said, it's so unfair moms and dad won't let us lick them in the mouth after eating poop. I love licking them best after eating kitty Mimosin's poop. I also love eating puke, don't you? But mommy never let me:( Some time ago a saw a puke for three days in the park and not a single time DID mom let me have a lil teeny weeny lick at it. Is that fair? Real Rubi |
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My mommy won't let me eat throw up either. Not even my own! Even my daddy won't let me eat that stuff. :( |
You all are so funny~!!!! lol |
Dis is Aubrey and Dakota. We are wiff you!! We want to join. Since Mrs. Suzy has the princess, could Aubrey be Prince? We would wuv you forever!!!! |
Hi, This is Starfire. My mommy doesn't know I am on here so don't tell her, ok? But I just had puppies about 9 weeks ago. And she thought it was gross that I ate their poop. Well, I did that one day and about 30 minutes later, I had to hack a little. You know, that's what we do is hack sometimes. Well, she said, "I would be hacking too if I just ate a turd." The nerve of her! She doesn't eat her babies' poop, but maybe she should. Talk about stink! |
Hi evvrybbbooody,Phyllis herw.....Mommy waz lafing so I had to neak on here an see what zo funny. I like to join your cwab too. I use to eat turds too but I dont anymoer. I am extwa tinkey tonight. My mommy tinks me getting a baff tomowow but I got news for her.....IM NOT....I tell her Im in the Dirty furgirls club..K? |
This is Gracie. I really don't like my baths much. After Mom is done washing me EVERYWHERE I roll on the floor to get the clean off. After that is done, mom does my hair. But you know what? I love the way I smell and feel, and look, after my bath! Shhhh, don't tell mommy I said that! Mommy gives me a toothbrush with yummy stuff on it and I chew on it, that is how my teeth get clean. The only time mommy wipes my butt is if it gets messy, which is not very often. Everyone says I am such a pretty girl. I think it is because mommy takes such good care of me. |
Hi evry 1, my mom finally got off the puter. I hate to tell ya this but, I don't like the turds. Today mom bounced a my ball and it went right to the area we I go potty. Can you belif that she wanted me to go get it. The nerve of her. Doesn't she no that those turds might get cudies on my pretty paws. even tho i don't like a bath, I always feel good aftrwards. I better run mom's coming back. Katy |
You dirty GIRWLS! I'm Tetwey and I WUV to be cwean! I even twy to jump in da shower wif mommy but she duzznt wet me 'cept on saturdays. And after I poo I stick my wittle bum in da air so mommy can wipe my tushie. I wike to be cwean!:D (but I also wike to pway wif poo...shhh...don't tell mommy) |
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